Don't come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

[OziBattler]

Beat: My head hurts
Brag: It hurts because I got totally blotto at work xmas party. I know how i got home because I had a lift arranged but i dont remember the lift home, I dont remember what time I got home. i didnt lose anything and im not in trouble with the wife
Variance: best nights sleep ive had in 4 years. I drank spirits, always a recipe for disaster

[Bulletproof Monk]

Starting game 2444882042.

Mr.Phantom is at seat 0 with $43.55.
loloTRICKEDu is at seat 1 with $164.85.
RodrigoR9 is at seat 2 with $177.87.
__Libertin__ is at seat 3 with $102.60.
knooierd is at seat 4 with $100.90.
Buloga is at seat 5 with $50.

The dealer is seat 1.

RodrigoR9 posts a blind of $.50.
__Libertin__ posts a blind of $1.
Buloga posts a blind of $1.

(loloTRICKEDu is dealt 3d 3c.)

Pre-flop:
knooierd calls for $1.
Buloga checks.
Mr.Phantom calls for $1.
loloTRICKEDu calls for $1.
RodrigoR9 raises $6.
__Libertin__ folds.
knooierd calls for $6.
Buloga folds.
Mr.Phantom calls for $6.
loloTRICKEDu calls for $6.

The flop comes
5h 3s 9s.

RodrigoR9 bets $30.
knooierd folds.
Mr.Phantom goes all-in for $36.55.
loloTRICKEDu goes all-in for $157.85.
RodrigoR9 goes all-in for $140.87.
$13.02 is pushed back to RodrigoR9.

Showdown:

RodrigoR9 shows: Ad Ah
Ad Ah 9s 5h 3s
A pair of Aces

Mr.Phantom shows: 6s 10s
10s 9s 6s 5h 3s
Ten high

loloTRICKEDu shows: 3d 3c
3s 3d 3c 9s 5h
Three Threes

The turn comes 8d.
The river comes 4c.

loloTRICKEDu shows: 3d 3c
3s 3d 3c 9s 8d
Three Threes

RodrigoR9 shows: Ad Ah
Ad Ah 9s 8d 5h
A pair of Aces

Mr.Phantom shows: 6s 10s
10s 9s 8d 6s 5h
Ten high

loloTRICKEDu wins pot ($139.65).
loloTRICKEDu wins pot ($239.60).


me likey

[train.]

my daughter got her driving learner's permit today.

my explorer now has a size 8 indent in the passenger floor board and indents in the door handle that match my fingers.

i think i may be due for a dosage increase of blood pressure meds.

[Bona]

Don't worry about the car. You won't recognize it in a few months anyway [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].

I hope Bo brings some players up with him [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].

Geaux cats!!!

[00Snitch]

i would just like to tell everyone that i am the best poker player in the world.

so i mentioned that i dropped $600 at my local PL game on tuesday, well i went back last night at and made ~1500.

/brag

[Vex]

10-tabling Stars 0.50/1.00 tonight.



Biggest hand: Presto!

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (10 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+2 raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls, Hero calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (14 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(7 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+2 raises</font>, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+2 caps</font>, MP2 folds, Button folds, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (15 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+2 raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG folds, UTG+2 calls.

River: (22 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+2 calls.

Final Pot: 24 BB

Hero has 5c 5d (three of a kind, fives).
UTG+2 has Kd Kc (one pair, kings).


Second biggest hand: I got skeert of teh suckouts.

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (10 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. MP3 posts a blind of $0.50.
UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 (poster) caps</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, BB calls, UTG folds, Hero calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (17.50 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 3-bets</font>, MP3 folds, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, MP2 calls, BB calls.

Turn: (13.75 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises</font>, BB folds, Hero calls.

River: (17.75 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 19.75 BB

Hero has Kd Ks (two pair, kings and threes).
MP2 has Qh Ac (one pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 19.75 BB.

[Vex]

[ QUOTE ]
10-tabling Stars 0.50/1.00 tonight.

[/ QUOTE ]

+650 more hands, +60 more bets. If I could keep my eyes open I'd keep going. But I must sleep.

Heaven must be a neverending upswing.