***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[CalledDownLight]

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yeah the main your french is good..


cdl i dont get it.. why would you play gm hu ?

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bc I like money? I don't get it.

[SABR42]

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hu is fun

PokerStars Game #13494639104: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/27 - 00:38:42 (ET)
Table 'Sappho' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: vluff ($252.10 in chips)
Seat 2: mza33 ($37 in chips)
Seat 3: futilewar ($205.80 in chips)
Seat 4: BeatPurdue ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: DrCaligula ($194.75 in chips)
Seat 6: Reggie999 ($320.25 in chips)
Seat 7: GoMukYaSelf ($495.50 in chips)
Seat 8: BlueDevils09 ($202 in chips)
Seat 9: dycoda ($83.50 in chips)
BlueDevils09: posts small blind $1
dycoda: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BlueDevils09 [Kc 8h]
vluff: folds
mza33: folds
futilewar: folds
BeatPurdue: folds
DrCaligula: folds
Reggie999: folds
GoMukYaSelf: folds
BlueDevils09: raises $6 to $8
dycoda: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [9c 4h 5h]
BlueDevils09: bets $10
dycoda: calls $10
*** TURN *** [9c 4h 5h] [4d]
BlueDevils09: checks
dycoda: checks
*** RIVER *** [9c 4h 5h 4d] [4s]
BlueDevils09: checks
dycoda: bets $20
BlueDevils09: calls $20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dycoda: shows [Jc Td] (three of a kind, Fours)
BlueDevils09: shows [Kc 8h] (three of a kind, Fours - King kicker)
BlueDevils09 collected $73 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $76 | Rake $3
Board [9c 4h 5h 4d 4s]
Seat 1: vluff folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mza33 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: futilewar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BeatPurdue folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: DrCaligula folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Reggie999 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: GoMukYaSelf (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: BlueDevils09 (small blind) showed [Kc 8h] and won ($73) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 9: dycoda (big blind) showed [Jc Td] and lost with three of a kind, Fours

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Plz show the times they have A3 and value-pwn you.

[CalledDownLight]

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hu is fun

PokerStars Game #13494639104: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/27 - 00:38:42 (ET)
Table 'Sappho' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: vluff ($252.10 in chips)
Seat 2: mza33 ($37 in chips)
Seat 3: futilewar ($205.80 in chips)
Seat 4: BeatPurdue ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: DrCaligula ($194.75 in chips)
Seat 6: Reggie999 ($320.25 in chips)
Seat 7: GoMukYaSelf ($495.50 in chips)
Seat 8: BlueDevils09 ($202 in chips)
Seat 9: dycoda ($83.50 in chips)
BlueDevils09: posts small blind $1
dycoda: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BlueDevils09 [Kc 8h]
vluff: folds
mza33: folds
futilewar: folds
BeatPurdue: folds
DrCaligula: folds
Reggie999: folds
GoMukYaSelf: folds
BlueDevils09: raises $6 to $8
dycoda: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [9c 4h 5h]
BlueDevils09: bets $10
dycoda: calls $10
*** TURN *** [9c 4h 5h] [4d]
BlueDevils09: checks
dycoda: checks
*** RIVER *** [9c 4h 5h 4d] [4s]
BlueDevils09: checks
dycoda: bets $20
BlueDevils09: calls $20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dycoda: shows [Jc Td] (three of a kind, Fours)
BlueDevils09: shows [Kc 8h] (three of a kind, Fours - King kicker)
BlueDevils09 collected $73 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $76 | Rake $3
Board [9c 4h 5h 4d 4s]
Seat 1: vluff folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mza33 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: futilewar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BeatPurdue folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: DrCaligula folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Reggie999 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: GoMukYaSelf (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: BlueDevils09 (small blind) showed [Kc 8h] and won ($73) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 9: dycoda (big blind) showed [Jc Td] and lost with three of a kind, Fours

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Plz show the times they have A3 and value-pwn you.

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I fold those times. All I can do is know if they're bluffing. Sometimes Q high or whatever is good sometimes its not, but I'm right most of the time. Hand reading is a good skill to have. I haven't been wrong on any high card calls today. I was 3 for 3 hu (in spots with 2 or 3 barrels).

[coordi]

Why do i suck so badddd

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG+1 ($98.50)
MP1 ($27)
MP2 ($95)
CO ($119.80)
Button ($112.95)
Hero ($168.75)
BB ($93.70)
UTG ($108.70)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP2 calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $1, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $6</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises to $15</font>, Button folds, Hero calls $9.

Flop: ($32) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, MP2 checks.

Turn: ($32) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $20</font>, MP2 calls $20.

River: ($72) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $133.75 (All-In)</font>, MP2 calls $60 (All-In).

Final Pot: $192

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
MP2 has 9c 9d (full house, nines full of queens).
Hero has Jd Jh (straight, queen high).
Outcome: MP2 wins $192. Hero wins $73.75. </font>

[coordi]

ive never had so many sets hit against me in one day.

[BeatPurdue]

I have played 60,000 hands this month and I am up $1,000. lol

If anyone sees any glaring leaks in my game please let me know.

[Hklm8383]

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yeah the main your french is good..


cdl i dont get it.. why would you play gm hu ?

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bc I like money? I don't get it.

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yeah gm is a [censored] donk

[CalledDownLight]

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yeah the main your french is good..


cdl i dont get it.. why would you play gm hu ?

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bc I like money? I don't get it.

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yeah gm is a [censored] donk

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meh, I posted that I couldn't get action. Then he immediately sat with me at two tables. We played for like half an hour and then we were done.

[SABR42]

Some fun HU hands from today:

<font color="blue"> Biggest pot today: </font>
Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $212.80
Hero (BB): $318.40

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">SB raises to $3</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $11</font>, SB calls $8

Flop: ($22) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $14</font>, SB calls $14

Turn: ($50) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $37</font>, SB calls $37

River: ($124) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $256.40 and is All-In</font>, SB calls $150.80 and is All-In

Results: $425.60 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
SB mucked 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$212.80 NET)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON $425.10 (+$212.30 NET)

<font color="blue"> Second biggest. Didn't re-raise turn because he was on tilt so I wanted to tarp him. </font>
Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $145.85
Hero (SB): $377.50

Pre-Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, BB calls $2

Flop: ($6) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $5</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $10</font>, BB calls $5

Turn: ($26) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $19</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $38</font>, Hero calls $19

River: ($102) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $94.85 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $94.85

Results: $291.70 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Fours) and LOST (-$145.85 NET)
Hero showed 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Fives) and WON $291.20 (+$145.35 NET)

<font color="blue"> Standard luckboxing trips on the turn... </font>
Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $100.50
Hero (BB): $633.60

Pre-Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">SB raises to $3</font>, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($6) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $4</font>, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($14) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $8.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $26</font>, SB calls $17.50

River: ($66) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $70</font>, SB calls $67.50 and is All-In

Results: $201 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
SB mucked J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$100.50 NET)
Hero showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Eights full of Nines) and WON $200.50 (+$100 NET)

<font color="blue"> High-variance turn c/r with 200BB. </font>
Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $204.50
Hero (BB): $433.70

Pre-Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">SB raises to $3</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $11</font>, SB calls $8

Flop: ($22) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $16</font>, SB calls $16

Turn: ($54) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $34</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $102</font>, SB folds

Results: $122 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero mucked 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and WON $121.50 (+$60.50 NET)

<font color="blue"> A few standard bluff-catchers. </font>
Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $122.70
Hero (BB): $287.20

Pre-Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">SB raises to $3</font>, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($6) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB checks

Turn: ($6) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $4.50</font>, SB calls $4.50

River: ($15) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $12</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $35</font>, Hero calls $23

Results: $85 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
SB showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Sixes) and LOST (-$42.50 NET)
Hero showed T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Sixes) and WON $84.50 (+$42 NET)

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $433.05
Hero (BB): $103.60

Pre-Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">SB raises to $3</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $11</font>, SB calls $8

Flop: ($22) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $10</font>, Hero calls $10

Turn: ($42) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB checks

River: ($42) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $40</font>, Hero calls $40

Results: $122 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
SB showed 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Fives) and LOST (-$61 NET)
Hero showed T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and WON $121.50 (+$60.50 NET)

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $284.65
Hero (SB): $242.70

Pre-Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $7</font>, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($14) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $10</font>, Hero calls $10

Turn: ($34) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $20</font>, Hero calls $20

River: ($74) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $54</font>, Hero calls $54

Results: $182 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
BB showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (high card Queen) and LOST (-$91 NET)
Hero showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and WON $181.50 (+$90.50 NET)

[Grinding2Ecstasy]

ahh i love playing 4k hands and losing all of my 4 buyin profit in last 600 hands with sets and full houses. God I run so [censored] awful it makes me sick.