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[koreanmeanin]

it's the funniest thing I have *ever* read.


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#Game No : 5038666635
***** Hand History for Game 5038666635 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, August 27, 04:04:07 ET 2006
Table Table 107936 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: RawTurkey ( $70.30 )
Seat 4: Letter_F ( $287.21 )
Seat 2: HakAllah ( $51.60 )
Seat 6: QU4NT ( $23.80 )
Seat 1: Sippy333 ( $50.15 )
Seat 5: micromillion ( $8.15 )
RawTurkey posts small blind [$0.10].
Letter_F posts big blind [$0.25].

** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HakAllah [ 4d 7d ]

micromillion calls [$0.25].
QU4NT folds.
Sippy333 calls [$0.25].
HakAllah calls [$0.25].
RawTurkey raises [$0.40].
Letter_F calls [$0.25].
micromillion calls [$0.25].
Sippy333 calls [$0.25].
HakAllah: HM
HakAllah: GOIN UP [censored]
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
Letter_F calls [$0.50].
HakAllah: GODDAMIT
Letter_F: all in come on man
micromillion folds.
Sippy333 calls [$0.50].
HakAllah: SO MANY DECISIONS
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
Letter_F raises [$0.75].
Sippy333 folds.
HakAllah raises [$0.75].
RawTurkey raises [$0.75].
Letter_F calls [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
Letter_F calls [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
Letter_F calls [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
Letter_F calls [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
Letter_F: jesus
Letter_F calls [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
Letter_F calls [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
Letter_F calls [$0.50].
HakAllah: WHO'S GOING TO SAY CHICKEN
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
Letter_F folds.
Letter_F: i did
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
Letter_F: had 56 of spades
Letter_F: oops
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
micromillion: lol
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
Letter_F: this is sfgay
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
Letter_F: ghey
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
Letter_F: im going to sleep
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
Letter_F: u guys think this game is a joke
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
Letter_F: just go all in
HakAllah: NOW I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE ME BEAT
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
HakAllah: STILL...
HakAllah: JUST IN CASE
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah: ....OH BTW
HakAllah: KAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Letter_F: im not leaving until they leave
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey: JUST FOLD
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah: I CANNOT
Letter_F: ur beat Hak
RawTurkey: SAVE UR MONEY
HakAllah: I AM BOUND BY KA RULE
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
micromillion: calll the thing
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
Letter_F: i love this
HakAllah: HANG ON
HakAllah: INTERESTING HAND OTHER TABLE
Letter_F: o XXXX im goin there to
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah: PHEW!
HakAllah: I ALMOST TIMED OUT THERE
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey: THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SWEET
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
micromillion: lmao
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah: DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEAT???!
RawTurkey: I DON'T THINK SO
HakAllah: WHEN I PUT IN 28 RAISES, THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU ARE BEHIND YOU STUPID [censored]
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey: I GOT A FKING Q
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey: NOW, ON THE OTHER TABLE, IM BEAT
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah: I GOT J9
HakAllah: OTHE RTABLE
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey: I GOT FLUSH DRAW
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey: GUESS TELLING U WAS BAD MOV
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey: FKED UP THE SEMIBLUFF
HakAllah: I WONDER WHAT IS THE LONGEST HAND PARTY HAS EVER DEALT
micromillion: this one
HakAllah: LETS GO FOR THE RECORD
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey: MAYBE WE CAN MAKE IT LAST LIKE 3 DAYS
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah: I'M GOIGN TO FILE MY NAILS WHILE I WAIT FOR MY TIMER TO RUN DOWN
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah: SO FAR THIS HAND HAS LASTED 11 MINUTES I THINK
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
Letter_F: i think i could get up to 1000 on this table if you guys stay up all nite
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
HakAllah: SHT I'M RUNNING OUT OF MONEY TO RAISE WITH
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
Letter_F: u cool rite
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
HakAllah: OK SERIOUSLY DUDE
HakAllah: FOLD, YOU'RE BEHIND
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey: LOOK, FKER, I GOT A Q
Letter_F: omg we r almost there
HakAllah: R U SERIOUS?
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah: I GOT 4 7 DIAMONDS
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah: I TOLD U I HAD KAAAAAAA
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey: U JUST MADEA MISTAKE
HakAllah: SHT MAYBE *I* SHOULD FOLD
RawTurkey: NOW I'LL NOW WHAT TO DO
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
HakAllah: GODDAM I HOPE I WIN THIS
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah: I DONT THINK I'VE EVER WANTED TO WIN A POT MORE ACTUALLY
HakAllah: EVEN A FAGGY LITTLE $100 POT
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
HakAllah raises [$0.50].
Letter_F: im saving all these HH
RawTurkey raises [$0.50].
Letter_F: sfCrazy
HakAllah: SHT
HakAllah: HERE WE GO
Letter_F: ur beat
HakAllah calls [$0.25].

** Dealing Flop ** [ 2s, 9h, Ad ]

HakAllah: OH FK ME
HakAllah: FK ME RIGHT IN THE ASS
RawTurkey: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Letter_F: glad i folded
RawTurkey checks.
HakAllah checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6h ]
RawTurkey bets [$0.25].
HakAllah: DAMMIT
HakAllah: I THINK I'M DRAWING DEAD
HakAllah calls [$0.25].
** Dealing River ** [ 8s ]
RawTurkey bets [$0.25].
HakAllah folds.
RawTurkey shows [ 5c, Qs ] high card ace.
RawTurkey wins $107 from the main pot with high card ace.
Game #5038724225 starts.

#Game No : 5038724225
***** Hand History for Game 5038724225 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, August 27, 04:21:52 ET 2006
Table Table 107936 (No DP) (Real Money)