beat: minor car accident

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My sister was driving home from lunch today and I was in the back right seat. She makes a right hand turn into our driveway. Guy behind us saw her swing out to the left before she turned and figured she was making a left turn, despite the fact that her right signal was on. He spots an opportunity to be super efficient and save seconds off his journey and decides to pass on the right. He hits the back right hand side of the car, right where I was sitting. I hit my head.

[yeotaJMU]

SUE

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SUE

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Can't. I live in Ontario.

[chuckpalms04]

free health insurance?

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free health insurance?

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yeeeeeeeah

[boomshakalaka]

steal a buncha latex gloves from the commie doctor so you can make water baloons that resemble a cows utter. If youre feeling frisky you could even put a pinhole in one of the fingers, fill the glove with milk, then drink from the faux-teet. I mean if you cant sue, youve gotta juice your apparent misfortune for all its worth.

[Full-Metall]

knuckle sandwich

[Kilay]

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steal a buncha latex gloves from the commie doctor so you can make water baloons that resemble a cows utter. If youre feeling frisky you could even put a pinhole in one of the fingers, fill the glove with milk, then drink from the faux-teet. I mean if you cant sue, youve gotta juice your apparent misfortune for all its worth.

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I LOL'D

[_JoeJimJoe]

pics of sister plz

[4_2_it]

BEAT: If your GF was driving you'd be having sympathy sex for a month. (Mods: If sister turns out to be GF, then change BEAT to VARIANCE)