El Diablo MIA for 5 days

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All,

El D has now been AWOL for 5 days from 2p2 if you check his posting history. While I'm sure there is a mundane explanation for same, I'd like to encourage everyone to post in this thread whatever unsubstantiated gossip and baseless speculation they might have for why a high profile poster like him who usually only misses a day or two, now has been absent almost a week. In fact maybe we should have a contest for this. My money says that tuq will come up with the most outrageous speculative reason. Of course maybe the masked man already gave an explanation in advance, but surely we couldn't take that at face value and miss this opportunity. And hopefully it's not something sad like he wandered into Ray Zee's backyard and got eaten by a grizzly.