Should goofyballer get a hooker?

[edfurlong]

Naw, just do what you got to do to get your dick wet. It'll make you realize its not a big deal and you'll be a player in no time.

It hasn't actually worked for me, but you are much prettier.

[BillNye]

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nah, goofy, don't do it.

Here's how i feel about this situation goofy. I think you obviously are very awkward with girls, but you seem to have all your shtt together and things always fall apart at the last minute. I get the feeling one day you will prevail through the awkwardness and find true love, because you know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy, and I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

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vn

Whats the big deal here? I read the part about you being in the friend zone w/ the chick u went on a date w/ is that it? Are you a virgin or what is the big deal here?

Im out of the loop [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[delta k]

DO that was amazing. So classic/clutch/everything.

[benza13]

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nah, goofy, don't do it.

Here's how i feel about this situation goofy. I think you obviously are very awkward with girls, but you seem to have all your shtt together and things always fall apart at the last minute. I get the feeling one day you will prevail through the awkwardness and find true love, because you know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy, and I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

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This post right here is pretty [censored] awesome. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] DannyOcean

[Worm75]

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DO that was amazing. So classic/clutch/everything.

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Worst part about it, was I got Rrolled because of Delta's comment...thought DO was tl;dr material...

DO for POTY

[Worm75]

Do what you gotta do goofy, you are pretty much in the best place in the world for some high class escort action, but it all comes down to how much you want to pony up....

FWIW I don't think this is the answer to your problem here, I think you need to just get out there with GA and the rest of the crew get silly drunk and start hittin on teh bitches!!!

P.S. and drop the standards a lil', not sayin nail a hippo, but it never hurts to lay pipe to a couple of 5 and 6s before aimin higher.

[Diamond Lie]

Just try growing some cojones. I know you're shy, but you're in vegas ffs with money and desperate women! Use your 2+2 teammates to help you follow through if you must. Alcohol doesn't hurt.

Hooker = last resort








Ok on second thought...

paging good2cu for polish hooker hook-ups

[prodonkey]

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Do what you gotta do goofy, you are pretty much in the best place in the world for some high class escort action, but it all comes down to how much you want to pony up....

FWIW I don't think this is the answer to your problem here, I think you need to just get out there with GA and the rest of the crew get silly drunk and start hittin on teh bitches!!!

P.S. and drop the standards a lil', not sayin nail a hippo, but it never hurts to lay pipe to a couple of 5 and 6s before aimin higher.

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hippos are very agressive

[NozeCandy]

Normally I would say no, but if you're coming up on your prime years in a lifetime slump, desperate measure are needed.

Here's what you're missing anyway:

Tour of the Bunny Ranch

[FastPlaySlow]

A high class hooker will be much more experienced than any 6er or 7er off the street.

+1 to yes, you should.