Stupid things you believed as a child - Page 8

wet work · #71 08-24-2007, 04:00 PM

I miss the crazy overactive imagination I had when I was younger. One thing I remember believing was that if you got an eye poked out while you were playing you could go to a diner or other breakfast place and they'd fry you up a new one.

Wires · #72 08-24-2007, 04:24 PM

When I was little I was certain that rabbits produced carrots just like cows gave us milk.

Seriously.

DarrenX · #73 08-24-2007, 04:31 PM

around 4-5 years old, a friend and I asked a neighbor girl if girls have penises. When she said no, I ran in the house and proudly told my mom, "girls don't pee!" Out of their butt, please... [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

A BJ actually involved a hair dryer

The middle finger was all the bad words at once

Idi Amin went around the neighborhood and ate bad kids (eat-ie of men, get it?)

wet work · #74 08-24-2007, 04:37 PM

I also used to believe dogs could dispense regular/chocolate milk from their nipples. One of the older kids in my grandmother's neighborhood told me this and I just assumed it was true.

joes28 · #75 08-24-2007, 04:39 PM

1. That everyone was equal, as far as talent goes, they just had differing amounts of talent in different areas.
2. I thought that during a BJ the woman actually blew out.

Wires · #76 08-24-2007, 05:04 PM

2. I thought that during a BJ the woman actually blew out.

Lol. That's funny. Until your testicles were inflated and exploded?

Big Steve · #77 08-25-2007, 04:27 AM

I thought that if i turned the TV off it would be right where I left it when I came back.

Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Mr_BigQueso · #78 08-25-2007, 05:34 AM

the damn carpool thing got me. was soooo dissapointed.

guess i was somewat of a literalist at 5

tboss888 · #79 08-25-2007, 06:26 AM

I thought that women were all sweet and caring and that they married men because they loved them. Children can be so dumb.

J-Mac · #80 08-25-2007, 11:01 AM

For some reason, I thought that when adults got in the front seat of cars and slammed the door shut, their leg was cut off by the door. I vividly recall believing this in my youth yet for some reason never made the connection that people got out of cars with both legs intact.

Edit: Also, convinced I was living in some sort of Truman Show-like game where I am the only real person. Thought still drifts into my head occasionally.