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Re: Brag: First College [censored]
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"No woman is ugly with your dick in her mouth." [/ QUOTE ] QFT |
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you get hbo at college wtf?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Somehow, we both start masturbating (not each other). [/ QUOTE ] wtf? [ QUOTE ] "no, no, don't come in, I'm rubbing one out, go to the bathroom (which is on the floor)." [/ QUOTE ] WTF?!? [/ QUOTE ] This needs to be addressed. [/ QUOTE ] QFT. I know that personally I would much prefer being caught getting blown by a mediocre sloot than getting caught whacking off. [/ QUOTE ] The reason I would rather be caught jerking off than getting blown by this girl is because my roommate has incredibly high standards and I would prefer if he did not know that I was getting blown by an ugly girl. He can relate to jerking off more because he is a virgin as a result of his high standards. As for the masturbating part, I really don't know how that happened. I think it started with something like, I'm really horny, and she suggested I start masturbating, so I did and then I told her she should too. Then I put my dick in her mouth. |
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To address some other issues:
I don't get HBO at college. I left before the season finale, so I got my dad to make a DVD of it and he sent it up to me. Girl I want to actually bang likes the show a lot, so she wants to see it. Definition of hooked up is kissing, making out, touching titties and vagine. As to why only 15, I usually am selective and I don't have a ton of game. The 4 girls who blew me and the one who I banged are a subset of those 15. Roommate has also never caught me wacking off. Not yet at least. Its bound to happen. Also, I hope that some of you can convince my English One professor that I am a better writer than Hemingway. Keep asking for further clarification if you need it. |
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I'm just grumpy about sex threads 'cause 1- they suck 2- take a wild guess. [/ QUOTE ] Dids, we know you haven't had sex in years. But you still get head on a regular basis, right? Right? |
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lol nice i dont know why ur making it sucha big thing and saying ur grossed out, domes is domes, a mouth is a mouth, good job ,, but seriously, far from a beat, and u shouldnt feeel gross and all, and if u continue to do this and feel gross, theres a big possibility your gay lol, no need 2 even make a bbv post about this, if u got domes from 10 u can make a post, or domes from a 1 u can make a post but ne where in between , lol stop being a fukin drama queen lol
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I keep opening this thread to see if pictures of said girl have been posted...
Nope, still not. |
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Can I chime in?
I'll still be rhymin' when I'm in your hymen I radiate like it was '88 and I'm searching for my lady mate I'm a hunter-gatherer a cunter-latherer My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist |
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The reason I would rather be caught jerking off than getting blown by this girl is because my roommate has incredibly high standards and I would prefer if he did not know that I was getting blown by an ugly girl. He can relate to jerking off more because he is a virgin as a result of his high standards. [/ QUOTE ] Did anyone else LOL at this? This isnt high school dude, who cares what your peers think. Its more of a brag to get blown by a 5 than to get off using your 5. |
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[ QUOTE ] The reason I would rather be caught jerking off than getting blown by this girl is because my roommate has incredibly high standards and I would prefer if he did not know that I was getting blown by an ugly girl. He can relate to jerking off more because he is a virgin as a result of his high standards. [/ QUOTE ] Did anyone else LOL at this? This isnt high school dude, who cares what your peers think. Its more of a brag to get blown by a 5 than to get off using your 5. [/ QUOTE ] qft, how can your roommate rag on you for getting action when he doesn't get a piece of anything |
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