The goggles

[MissChriss]

[ardubz]

Something along the lines of: "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of a party, oh yeah."

[No Fizzle]

You don't cuddle with Max Power...You just strap yourself in and FEEL THE G'S!!!

[fuzzwonder]

[ QUOTE ]
You don't cuddle with Max Power...You just strap yourself in and FEEL THE G'S!!!

[/ QUOTE ]
homer:theres the right way, the wrong way, and the max power way
bart:isn't that the wrong way
homer:yes, but faster

[GooseHinson]

Ralph: I ated the purple berries!
Bart: How are they Ralph? Good?
Ralph: They taste like... burning!

Also,

Ralph: Hi prinstable Skinner, hi super-nintendo Chalmers, I'm learnding! Meow, meow!

...

"Shut up Gill, close the deal, close the deal!"

[kiddcheckers]

Homer: ...when you stick your hands in a pile of goo that used to be your best friend's face...That's China Town!!!

[slothinator]

"...and you see this part of the x-ray that looks like a smudged thumbprint? That's trauma!"

[ted_leo]

"Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out, here coms Spider Pig"

[BowToYourSensei]

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

[PJo336]

This was just on but i wasnt listening enuff to get it exact, u get the gist of it:

Homer: Lord if u grant us this grease we promise to build a church in ur honor
bart: dad, hes not stupid
.....
Wait a minute, theres no angus mccloud in north kilttown!

edit: STOP PUMMELING ME!!! ITS REALLY PAINFUL!