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Old 09-17-2007, 03:16 PM
warrantofice warrantofice is offline
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Default Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?

I own a small landscaping company, we specialize in raking
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Old 09-17-2007, 03:26 PM
CrAcK_N_CoKe CrAcK_N_CoKe is offline
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Default Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?

Professionnal dancer.And this [censored] job cost me 80$ every [censored] night.
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:38 PM
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Default Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?

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I own a small landscaping company, we specialize in raking

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That is classic
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Old 09-17-2007, 04:52 PM
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Default Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?

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I own a small landscaping company, we specialize in raking

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That is classic

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"so what do you do?"
"im in the raking industry, raking of pots"
"hmm, so u like sell rakes for planting pots? im not sure i understand?"
"you wouldnt..."
mysterious, underlying hint of sexuality, i like.
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Old 09-17-2007, 05:14 PM
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Default Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?

them: what do you do for a living?

me: shut up
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Old 09-17-2007, 05:19 PM
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Default Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?

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The only time I don't say "I play cards" is if I'm sitting at a poker table.

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winner. at school i'm a poker player and at the casino i'm a student.
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Old 09-17-2007, 05:47 PM
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Default Re: What do you say when asked what you do for a living?

Professional Poker Player doesn't work so good for me because I sort of look like I'm homeless a lot of the time. God it's hilarious to get pity from people making 1/10 of your income.
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Old 09-17-2007, 05:50 PM
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working with retards

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this didn't get nearly enough love. A+++++

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thats because it was posted the last time this topic became a thread as well

Still a classic
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Old 09-17-2007, 08:45 PM
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Bulldozer operator
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Old 09-17-2007, 10:09 PM
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Tell them you're a standup philosopher.
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