Remove Fetus, Advice?

[J4Frankie]

Aright folks, seems were in a bit of bind here. I got my girlfriend passed out on the kitchen table right now, and am having trouble removing her fetus. I'v been going at it for 45 minutes, but it seems either her vagina is not wide enough, or I underestimated the size of this bastard.

My brother said you can crush it up with a wire, and then suck him out with a straw (or vacuum if it can fit), but I believe this is only if your in the first or second trimester.

Advice?

I'd like to get this done before turkey day if at all possible.

[Tartufo]

pics?

[fartman77]

punch it out

[john voight]

I got picks, J4 is my brother.

[J4Frankie]

Goddamn it Voight you said you were going to the bathrrom

[john voight]

No, I'm actually in my room playing a donkament. I'll be down shortly.

[Pontuan21]

[themagnum]

Haha, Slopes's gimmick

[Tartufo]

What makes you think there is a fetus in there?
Also, did she pass out because of boredom?

[icheckraiseu]

You must wide her vagina with a baseball bat first, after that you have to use a bowling ball - and after that, you can choke that sucker.