BRAG: I gave a girl MONO through the penis...

[Mothercanuck]

glandular fever?....im in canada...

[glen]

GOLDEN JUNK ftw

[FoldEqu1ty]

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Also, non US ppl will know 'mono' as 'Glandular Fever'

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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I had that when I was in year 10. Could barely breathe for 2 weeks. Heavy [censored]. But goddamn after that and the 1 year of catching EVERYTHING my immune system is 110% bulletproof. Haven't had a cold in years.

EDIT: Oh and come to Australia, we have "Dengue Fever" too - the both of those together will really screw you up.

[PokerBob]

ban.

[longhair]

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on a related note girls dont like it when u havent talked to them in a week or so, they pick up all excited and u say " I have mono, u might want to hit up the doctors cya".

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haha, nice concept, though OPs girl new about the mono.

[Lord_Strife]

To be fair, this is kinda a beat because now you can't really do her again? Would you?

[highhustla]

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man this is a really wierd story,

I would suggest u keep your sexual life to yourself, unless there is something hilarious about it, which there clearly isn't here.

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so i snuck upstairs into my dads hidden armoire and jacked 2 20mg Levitras

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good suggestion, but this is v hilarious. also a beat.

however,

[ ] thread delivers

despite whoever checked it off up there

pps.

[x] ah well he's [censored] Canadian

[maniacut]

one big hater family......

[x]thread delivers

[uncleshady]

[X] MOZZED

[SNOWBALL]

girl is obv part of a subculture of bugchasers that loves to slurp monojuice.