***SSSH Official NC/LC Thread July***

[chezlaw]

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how many 5/10 hands does it take to get supernova elite? 10/20?

how about gold?


edit: really what i'm asking is how many hands on avg do you need to get a vpp

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900,000 at 5/10
770,000 at 10/20

or .9, .77

[lunapark]

so when you say that in 35k hands you will get 5K in bonus you mean the 3K+2K, not the 500k vpp bonus.

[sethypooh21]

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so when you say that in 35k hands you will get 5K in bonus you mean the 3K+2K, not the 500k vpp bonus.

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No, sadly, I'm clearing one of the $1500 ones, when I'm done with that, I'll be able to activate the $2000 one, and when I clear that, I'll have enough FPPs to start the 2nd $1500. I only have ~ 186k VPPs to this point [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] as I didn't get started seriously grinding until about June.

[MacGuyV]

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Happy Birthday MacGuyV. Mine was yesterday. How old?

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I know you obv. missed my post in your thread yesterday [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
27...just young enough so I don't have to lie. Just got a Myspace invite from this younger chick I know who just finished college. I was like WTF she was just in HS? The last 4 years are just a blurr.

[MacGuyV]

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mac that is definitely weird. what is the dynamic between her and your "primary" boss? I don't really understand that whole situation. Could it be there is a touchy thing where your boss is looking over his shoulder and she doesn't want to make it worse?

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That's the thing there is no dynamic; they don't work together. Boss B is a young rising star and Boss A is an old bag who everyone hates. I'm just gonna go w/ Oink's time of the month theory. I just played the worst softball game of my life too. Vegas vacation July 27th plz get here asap, thanks. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I'm gonna start drinking now.

[yourface]

I'd just like to reiterate that huhu hit and runners put me on crazy monkey tilt

especially when they talk [censored] right before leaving omg just sit down and let me take your money

[milesdyson]

tee hee

Absolute Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, 3 folds, CO calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.6SB, 2 players)
CO checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, CO calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5.3BB, 2 players)
CO checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO caps</font>, Hero calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (13.3BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">CO bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, CO folds.
Uncalled bets: 1BB returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: 15.3BB

[img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[yourface]

oh you

[yourface]

my only weakness is angry and tilty

[yourface]

step 1: lose a lot of big pots to start your session
step 2: tilt
step 3: move up to chase losses, play huhu and 3 handed with superfish (this is all the same guy)

step 4:
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) yourface is SB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">yourface raises</font>, BB calls.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, yourface calls.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2.5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">yourface raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">yourface caps</font>, BB calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (10.5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">yourface raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, yourface calls.

Results:
Final pot: 16.5BB
<font color="#ffffff">BB shows 7D 6S </font>
<font color="#ffffff">yourface shows 8C 5H </font>

Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
3 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (3 players) yourface is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, yourface calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">yourface raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, yourface calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4.5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">yourface raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, yourface calls.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (10.5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB is all-in $19.7</font>, yourface calls.

Results:
Final pot: 12.47BB
<font color="#ffffff">SB shows JS AD </font>

Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) yourface is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">yourface raises</font>, BB calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3SB, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">yourface bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">yourface 3-bets</font>, BB calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4.5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, yourface calls.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6.5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, yourface calls.

Results:
Final pot: 8.5BB
<font color="#ffffff">BB shows 7H 7C </font>
<font color="#ffffff">yourface shows 9C 8D </font>

Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) yourface is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">yourface raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, yourface calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, yourface calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">yourface raises</font>, BB calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (7BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, yourface calls.

Results:
Final pot: 9BB
<font color="#ffffff">BB shows QH 9C </font>
<font color="#ffffff">yourface shows KH 4H </font>

Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) yourface is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">yourface raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">yourface caps</font>, BB calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6SB, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">yourface bets</font>, BB calls.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4BB, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">yourface bets</font>, BB calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, yourface calls.

Results:
Final pot: 8BB
<font color="#ffffff">BB shows 8S 5S </font>
<font color="#ffffff">yourface shows AS AC </font>

hu is for [censored] masochists

btw any huhuers out there tell me if I screwed up anything here. keep in mind villain is a [censored] moron [censored] fish son of a bitch