hot dog on a stick + pirate brag ***NWS ?*** pics

[cs3]

so a couple months ago a few friends and i stopped by a liquor store to stock up and i happened to meet this hot ass girl. she was kinda weird (thinks shes a pirate... for real lol) but had the hottest 19 year body ive ever seen. we chatted a bit then left and pretty i much forgot her.

now forward to last week. im at the mall and starving. so whats better than a nice cherry lemonade, fried cheese, and a hot dog on a stick? nothing of course. i get up to the front of the line and lo and behold, theres pirate girl working her magic on the lemons! i got her number (beat: felt soooooo highschool) and invited her over to my place to party later that night.

a couple hours later my picture mail is blowing up. she says shell be at the party and attaches a couple pics of "what i had to look forward to".


pic of her being her crazy pirate self:




picture mail #1 she sent couple hours after meeting:








WARNING!!!
***NWS below***
























picture mail #2 sent right after first one:

spectacular eh? when she got to my condo she took 3 shots then immediatley went back into my room and popped a tit into my mouth within 30 seconds.
very niiiiiiice SEXY TIME!!!
the rest of the night she was walking around half naked, flashing her [censored] (aka "the welcoming party") at everyone who came in.

and now her nips are pierced! soon as i get pics of the new boobaments ill put em up

BRAG 1: pirates are hot

BRAG 2: hot dog on a stick girls are hot. (duh, its right in the name)

BEAT: she left kinda early ~12:30ish cuz "her parents were waiting for her to have dinner" aka her boyfriend she lives with kept calling her.

VARIANCE:lolfishingaccidentaments

[Gamboholik]

A+
Edit: nice tattoo lol

[Gildwulf]

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her boyfriend she lives with kept calling her

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wow, icing on the [censored] cake

[Sporky]

this thread delivered

[SoCalRugger]

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this thread delivered

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yep.

I'd like to know what that tatoo is though.

[bdams19]

wait. tattoo is on the right side in pic 1, right in pic 2, and leftside in pic 3...?

[Sporky]

good job spotting the mirror

[cs3]

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her boyfriend she lives with kept calling her

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wow, icing on the [censored] cake

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haha, ya that was classic. and she kept talking about him while i was fondling her naked tittays in front of the entire party. but shes def no slt




























N N NOOOOOTTTT T T T T T!!!! HIGH FIVE!!!

[Grey]

Very nice, but where's the fatties?

[cs3]

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Very nice, but where's the fatties?

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oh you mean my other hot bishes?

they be right here bro!