On Becoming an Assassin..

[Gunny Highway]

Just run an ad in Soldier of Fortune magazine.

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You must have the heart of a line

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I have the heart of a rhombus.

[Tennenbaum]

I'm sure the Rooskies have a school for this. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[Gunny Highway]

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I'm sure the Rooskies have a school for this. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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This made me laugh hysterically. I have no idea why.

[Tennenbaum]

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I'm sure the Rooskies have a school for this. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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This made me laugh hysterically. I have no idea why.

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Cause all you think of when you hear Russian Assassin is:

[Gunny Highway]

Cause all you think of when you hear Russian Assassin is:


I have no idea who hese guys are? They look like dressed up midgets?

[Tennenbaum]

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Cause all you think of when you hear Russian Assassin is:


I have no idea who hese guys are? They look like dressed up midgets?

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ha ha ha. I google image searched Russian Assassin. Apparently he's a wrestler. I shouldve attached Yakov Smirnov's head to the body.

[lozen]

Make sure you pay your taxes

[lgas]

Once you commit your first murder, find a bed to sleep in and you will be visited in the middle of the night by the Speaker from the Dark Brotherhood.

Oops, sorry, I've been playing too much Oblivion.

[Elevens]

When you're starting out, it's all about advertising. Google and other internet ads might be worth the investment. The yellow pages just don't cut it anymore.