Don't come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

[tyler_cracker]

wook,

your chick is not a lesbian by any definition i'm aware of.

also, i'm sure either ckj or myself would do any videography you need on a pro bono basis.

[MrWookie]

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wook,

your chick is not a lesbian by any definition i'm aware of.

also, i'm sure either ckj or myself would do any videography you need on a pro bono basis.

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Yeah, I'm only referring to her as "my lesbian" because that was her original title when I first got drunk enough to talk about her in this thread. As I found out recently, she's dated more men for much more time than she's dated women. Turns out the reason she was only telling me about her exploits with women, pointing out hot chicks, etc., was that she thought that doing that would spurn that very threesome fantasy in me and make me hot for her. Her plan mostly backfired, though, because had I known she went for men, even in part, we would have made out in the parking lot far, far sooner. Anyway, any subsequent uses of "my lesbian" will be for an easy reference to the reader, to tickle my own sense of irony, and because I don't want to call her my girlfriend.