Worst beating off experience

[Taso]

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Yo, don't you guys have flys on your pants? Most of these situations could have been avoided if you didn't take off your pants at work/friends house/cousins house/whatev.

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Try to act fast and fix things up when theres a period of 5 seconds when you gotta do it to avoid getting caught. Like shut down porn, pull your pants up and close the zipper or buttons, wipe the sweat off your face, try to look cool etc. Harder than you think.

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I know how hard it is, which is why I'd suggest taking out the "pull up your pants" step, by not pulling them down in the first place, and thereby saving yourself a second.

[JokersAttack]

Man this thread has brought all these memories that I've spent years trying to erase to the fore.

I remember I was jacking off to my hot, but older Italian teacher, experiencing an enlightening anal fantasy, when my mum burst into the room. I was cumming and experiencing blissful pulsating bursts as she came in. I quickly pulled my pants up, but because they were jeans the fly was still undone and they were unbuttoned. So I was there trying to look as morose and brooding as I could while staring at a word document on my computer screen and simultaneously cumming in my pants.

This was not a good experience.

[john voight]

I was in 7th grade sitting in the back of the class. All the students were working on work or something and I decided to rub out a quick one. Anyway, I start stroking it. Good two minutes elapse until the teacher says we have to go to the library or computer lab.

All the student start putting away their work, and I start jacking off extra fast through my pants. I was affriad I wouldn't make it and the teacher would ask me why I was still sitting in the back of the class. So I mean I started working it hard. Back and forth back and forth.There were several hot girls in the class so visually I was stimulated.

30 seconds was all I needed. Unfortunately the class was leaving so I had to get up and walk out w/ them. But this actually worked out for the better. As we started walking down the hall, I couldn't resist it. This girl in front of me had the ass of an angel, and the lower back of an angel. I was walking awkwardly b/c I had a full blown erection, but I didn't care. I put one hand on my penis through my pocket, and came up to her and said can "I get a hug?"

She looked at me and said "WTF, why is your hand in the pocket like taht" I said "IDK?" And with taht she said "oh okey Il'l hug you."

And as out two bodies embraced, I grasped on to her lower back, pressed her pelvis against my grind, and grinded up on her until our teacher had to separate me. It was the greatest, sickest thing I had ever done. Had it not been for the teacher, I Would have jizzed and been satisfied. But I was disrupted to early. I came 40 seconds later as I was being escorted by my teacher to the office.

[JokersAttack]

"I came 40 seconds later as I was being escorted by my teacher to the office."

Win.

[remski]

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I was in 7th grade sitting in the back of the class. All the students were working on work or something and I decided to rub out a quick one. Anyway, I start stroking it. Good two minutes elapse until the teacher says we have to go to the library or computer lab.

All the student start putting away their work, and I start jacking off extra fast through my pants. I was affriad I wouldn't make it and the teacher would ask me why I was still sitting in the back of the class. So I mean I started working it hard. Back and forth back and forth.There were several hot girls in the class so visually I was stimulated.

30 seconds was all I needed. Unfortunately the class was leaving so I had to get up and walk out w/ them. But this actually worked out for the better. As we started walking down the hall, I couldn't resist it. This girl in front of me had the ass of an angel, and the lower back of an angel. I was walking awkwardly b/c I had a full blown erection, but I didn't care. I put one hand on my penis through my pocket, and came up to her and said can "I get a hug?"

She looked at me and said "WTF, why is your hand in the pocket like taht" I said "IDK?" And with taht she said "oh okey Il'l hug you."

And as out two bodies embraced, I grasped on to her lower back, pressed her pelvis against my grind, and grinded up on her until our teacher had to separate me. It was the greatest, sickest thing I had ever done. Had it not been for the teacher, I Would have jizzed and been satisfied. But I was disrupted to early. I came 40 seconds later as I was being escorted by my teacher to the office.

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nice, frotterism ftw.

[Paulie Walnuts]

I remember when I was younger if I climbed a pole i would have an orgasm. im talkin i was like 7 or 8 yrs old. i seriously thought i had some special ability and this amazing feeling i could achieve was a gift only i possessed. I could also have one if i hung on the monkey bars and lifted up my legs and clucked them like a chicken. One time the bell rang and recess was over but i was in the middle of a monkey bar chicken cluck feeling experiment so i just hung there and kept clucking while the whole playground emptied to go back to class. this was in like 4 th grade, anyways this time after i was done i was walking back to class and this kid matt came up to me and said I know what you were doing i can get that feeling too. I dont know if i was more embarassed that he knew or disappointed that someone else could feel this great joy i thought only i could.

[pirateboy]

WTF

I always thought it was "to sit on my throne" and I see "settle my throne." I go a quick google search and no help.

"sit on my throne"
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/wills...themesong.html
http://www.lyrics007.com/Will%20Smit...%20Lyrics.html

"settle my throne"
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Wil...heme-Song.html
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/w/will+sm..._20146970.html

[SNOWBALL]

wow you guys really like talking about each other's penises.

[Wilpro]

This thread needs more pics.

[el Fen�meno]

i need to see more penis