I cant find my goddam wallet

Clayton · #1 09-27-2007, 05:52 AM

It's 5:50 AM and I'm been looking for my wallet for an hour now.

This may seem of little significance to you, but to me it's everything. For you see, at around 12 pm I have to wake up and pick up my friend from campus who is then later driving me to a car dealership an hour or so away where I am possibly buying a $35,000 Porsche.

Not finding my wallet means not getting this new car until, well, I find my wallet.

Where the [censored] is my wallet !?

Developments to come

Clayton · #2 09-27-2007, 05:53 AM

I'm beginning to wonder if I am in fact retarded enough to have left my wallet in the room of my sleeping friend 10 feet away. the door is closed however and it is 6 am. Can't risk it.

NNNNOOOOONAN · #3 09-27-2007, 05:55 AM

you can fit 35,000 dollars in ur wallet?

that's a big wallet

NNNNOOOOONAN · #4 09-27-2007, 05:56 AM

you sleep in ur friends room?

awesome.

Clayton · #5 09-27-2007, 05:56 AM

I need the wallet to drive and pick up the friend. I'm too big a nit to drive and pick up friend without said wallet.

Clayton · #6 09-27-2007, 05:57 AM

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you sleep in ur friends room?

awesome.

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no, his room is 10 feet away, you ninny !

back to looking

apefish · #7 09-27-2007, 05:57 AM

If this wallet turns into a car it's the coolest transformer ever.

Clayton · #8 09-27-2007, 05:59 AM

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If this wallet turns into a car it's the coolest transformer ever.

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It will make for a great thread tomorrow/today

Ship Ship McGipp · #9 09-27-2007, 05:59 AM

"bbv sucks lately"

"i think i'll make this thread"

Clayton · #10 09-27-2007, 06:00 AM

hey aejones, go bother actionjackson some more and get out of my legendary threads, you false demigod.