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#51
10-09-2007, 06:32 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
I was like 17 and partying at a highschool party. That girl out of my class brought here incredible hot female friend there and we talked and drank a lil.
well we had a good time adn laught a lot than latter that night she said: come on I'll show you how to dance. I said: ahh no, I am to drunk to dance. I total screwed up! Now I am single and alcoholic but I learnt that: "I teach you how to dance" actually means: "I want to close the deal?" 
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#52
10-09-2007, 06:48 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
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I was like 17 and partying at a highschool party. That girl out of my class brought here incredible hot female friend there and we talked and drank a lil. well we had a good time adn laught a lot than latter that night she said: come on I'll show you how to dance. I said: ahh no, I am to drunk to dance. I total screwed up! Now I am single and alcoholic but I learnt that: "I teach you how to dance" actually means: "I want to close the deal?" [/ QUOTE ] No no...not at all. You did the right thing. How can you dance if you are a bit drunk?
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#53
10-09-2007, 07:07 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
Never admitting how I felt about 2 seperate girls that, in hindsight, were both really into me and I was also completely stupid over. Both when I was about 17 or so.
Also, once had a great date with a unbelievably stunning and semi-interesting/funny girl when I was 18 or so and for some reason never rang her back around the same time. Both very stupid but painfully standard I imagine.
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#54
10-09-2007, 07:29 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
Made out with a chick on a stoner festival. The only reason to go there is to hook up with chicks or to get wasted with friends. Gladly I found a chick to hook up with.
So we were in here tent, making out and getting naked, performing oral sex on each other. Shortly before closing the deal she goes like "Do you have a condom?" and I'm like "Um, no." After that she states clear that she won't have teh unprotected sexytime. Instead of getting a rubber, I told her that I had to take a piss, promised to return later. However I returned to my friends and got wasted big time. Beat: A friend of mine who made out with that chicks friend came over an hour later and told me she was looking for me all over the place. I told him to tell her the following thing: "Hey, he's totally pissed off by you at the moment for some reason I couldn't get, because he's very drunk. The best thing to do would be to wait until tomorrow and then talk to him again, just leave him alone for tonight!" Brag: She bought the story and sexytime happened the next evening. Variance: Never met her again.
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#56
10-09-2007, 07:45 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
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Girl told me to do her in the bum, and i said "but I dont want to hurt you" [/ QUOTE ] then i tried to anyways, not knowing lube was a necessity
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#57
10-09-2007, 07:47 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
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Her: Can I borrow your pencil? Me: No. Ah things could have progressed so much further... [/ QUOTE ] Why u didn't you lend her your [censored] pencil?
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#58
10-09-2007, 08:07 AM
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[ QUOTE ] Girl told me to do her in the bum, and i said "but I dont want to hurt you" [/ QUOTE ] then i tried to anyways, not knowing lube was a necessity [/ QUOTE ] Haha me too... my ass hurt [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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