stupidest move you've ever made with the opposite sex

[prodonkey]

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Speedballs means that you nutted too fast?

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speedballs are a mix of coke and heroin

[doubLe a tom]

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older girl sent me this song on aim:

This bed is on fire
With PASSIONATE love
The neighbours complain about the noises above
But she only cums when she's on top

didn't realize what she was getting at until like 3 years later.

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either the girl was a pedo, or you're unbelievably retarded lol

[keikiwai]

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older girl sent me this song on aim:

This bed is on fire
With PASSIONATE love
The neighbours complain about the noises above
But she only cums when she's on top

didn't realize what she was getting at until like 3 years later.

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she likes James?

[Limesparks]

1.f3 e5
2.g4 Qh4?!

[keikiwai]

also BRAG

read the next 3 lines

[tarheeljks]

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1.f3 e5
2.g4 Qh4?!

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if by stupid you mean illegal

[AHoboOnFire]

when I said "I love you" tbh

[Stumpy]

I flew cross country to a wedding that was kind of a mini high-school reuinion.
This girl I'd not seen in 10 years was there, and she still looks very good.
She'd dated a good friend of mine back then, but we were kind of into each other.

She tells me she's a lesbian, and she just broke up with her GF that weekend.
I mention what hotel I'm in and she says "I should have talked to you, I'm crammed in a room with 4 other people."
Later, "Why don't we get drunk and screw" is played, she runs over and drags me onto the dance floor, and sings the words to me.

I fail to close the deal...

[JereLock]

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when I said "I love you" tbh

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qft!

[I_AM_EVIL]

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Speedballs means that you nutted too fast?

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speedballs are a mix of coke and heroin

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or as I like to call it......Breakfast.