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Old 10-27-2007, 03:46 PM
cheet cheet is offline
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Default Beat: Life tilt

At the end of a party last night and my friend feels really sick and she wants to go home and wants me to go in the taxi with her so she's not alone. So, I go with her and drop her off at her boyfriends (lol friendzowned) and she gives me money for the ride back so i tell the driver "ok, back to where we were...405 north to the 55 north" and I pass out because I'm [censored] up.

Next thing I know the guy is asking me to show him that I have money on me, which I thought was kind of weird. I look out the window and see we're passing the Long Beach airport which is like 30 miles in the opposite direction of where I needed to go. Then I realize I told him to go 405 north instead of south because I was a drunk idiot. Ride ended up being $100 extra. Brag: I don't care.
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Old 10-27-2007, 04:51 PM
LeezZard LeezZard is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Life tilt

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Brag: I don't care.

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Beat: Life tilt

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You fail.
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Old 10-27-2007, 04:52 PM
FISHCAKES FISHCAKES is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Life tilt

Just be happy that the beat didn't involve you waking up in a pit in the guys garage hearing "It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again..." What kind of Leave It To Beaver world do you live in where it's ok to pass out drunk in the back of a cab? That usually ends with a mouth full of shame and years of therapy.
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Old 10-27-2007, 09:13 PM
Hoi Polloi Hoi Polloi is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Life tilt

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That usually ends with a mouth full of shame and years of therapy.

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Wishful thinking or way too paranoid?
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Old 10-27-2007, 09:16 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Life tilt

no true story, thats a pretty chill neighborhood that u didn't get robbed and the cabby took yo clothes and left u on da street without any clothes, money phone etc butt ass naked.
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Old 10-27-2007, 09:29 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Life tilt

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Just be happy that the beat didn't involve you waking up in a pit in the guys garage hearing "It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again..." What kind of Leave It To Beaver world do you live in where it's ok to pass out drunk in the back of a cab? That usually ends with a mouth full of shame and years of therapy.

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Only 22 posts with this gold.. Pls post more. thx
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Old 10-27-2007, 09:36 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Life tilt

beat: OP is not baller enough to ride around in a limo
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Old 10-27-2007, 09:39 PM
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pm me your resume if you want a limo stake
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Old 10-28-2007, 05:57 AM
TheAcesRToxic TheAcesRToxic is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Life tilt

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Just be happy that the beat didn't involve you waking up in a pit in the guys garage hearing "It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again..." What kind of Leave It To Beaver world do you live in where it's ok to pass out drunk in the back of a cab? That usually ends with a mouth full of shame and years of therapy.

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ZOMG lol x 10000000000000000
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Old 10-28-2007, 06:18 AM
DeMaci DeMaci is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Life tilt

Cheet, everytime you post, I think we have had to run into eachother in the OC.
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