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[Nemesis69]

Me and my friends (yes I have irl friends) are having a discussion on how to whipe your ass.

DO YOU STAND UP TO WHIPE YOUR ASS?

[The Hag]

erm lol? I think you put the wtf in the wrong place.

You like, don't mind if you have a messy one, standing up and letting it smear around the inside of your butt cheeks?

Most unclean sir, most unclean.

[diebitter]

I like this old OOT standby better:

[diebitter]

And people hated this one:

[Nemesis69]

I don't even get the technique to do it sitting. Explain pls.

[The Hag]

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I don't even get the technique to do it sitting. Explain pls.

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Just lean forward over the front of the toilet a bit more which enables extra space for the ass wiping motion.

If you have arms without joints then it might be a problem, but otherwise there should be no issue.

[imo]

I just recently learned of this standing gimmick. What a load of [censored] sitting is the only logical approach.

[The Hag]

oh wow. BJ's vs cheese, how is this even close. Do people love cheese that much?

[THEOSU]

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oh wow. BJ's vs cheese, how is this even close. Do people love cheese that much?

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the correct question is do people love blowjobs that much?

i've gone significant periods of time without blowjobs. i have no idea what life without cheese is like.

[The Hag]

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oh wow. BJ's vs cheese, how is this even close. Do people love cheese that much?

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the correct question is do people love blowjobs that much?

i've gone significant periods of time without blowjobs. i have no idea what life without cheese is like.

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much in the same way that that I have no idea what life without bj's is like (lol, just kidding, I'm fat and lonely and haven't had a g/f for 6 yrs)

But I could think of many other foods that would present a much tougher situation.