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11-09-2007, 02:20 PM
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My Office on Fridays
After a night of Thirsty Thursdays, guys really tend to blow up the toilets on Fridays. Luckily I made it out alive, but I didn't get far...
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11-09-2007, 02:22 PM
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Re: My Office on Fridays
I can't drop one if there is someone sitting in the stall directly next to me. Anyone else have this problem?
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11-09-2007, 02:31 PM
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Re: My Office on Fridays
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wtf you don't poop at work? pooping at work means you're getting paid to poop, which means you win at life. go poop at work. [/ QUOTE ] Pooping at work is the hidden break. I can easily make it last 15 minutes, and if I am tired I just put my head in my hands and take a quick nap right there on the toilet. Instead of 2 fifteen minute breaks I get three sometimes four a day! There is nothing better than getting paid to poop imo.
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#5
11-09-2007, 02:55 PM
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Re: My Office on Fridays
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[ QUOTE ] wtf you don't poop at work? pooping at work means you're getting paid to poop, which means you win at life. go poop at work. [/ QUOTE ] Pooping at work is the hidden break. I can easily make it last 15 minutes, and if I am tired I just put my head in my hands and take a quick nap right there on the toilet. Instead of 2 fifteen minute breaks I get three sometimes four a day! There is nothing better than getting paid to poop imo. [/ QUOTE ] beat : Having a job w/ dedicated breaks
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#6
11-09-2007, 02:58 PM
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Re: My Office on Fridays
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] wtf you don't poop at work? pooping at work means you're getting paid to poop, which means you win at life. go poop at work. [/ QUOTE ] Pooping at work is the hidden break. I can easily make it last 15 minutes, and if I am tired I just put my head in my hands and take a quick nap right there on the toilet. Instead of 2 fifteen minute breaks I get three sometimes four a day! There is nothing better than getting paid to poop imo. [/ QUOTE ] beat : Having a job w/ dedicated breaks [/ QUOTE ] QFT imo
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#9
11-09-2007, 05:57 PM
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Re: My Office on Fridays
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[ QUOTE ] wtf you don't poop at work? pooping at work means you're getting paid to poop, which means you win at life. go poop at work. [/ QUOTE ] Pooping at work is the hidden break. I can easily make it last 15 minutes, and if I am tired I just put my head in my hands and take a quick nap right there on the toilet. Instead of 2 fifteen minute breaks I get three sometimes four a day! There is nothing better than getting paid to poop imo. [/ QUOTE ] qft
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#10
11-09-2007, 02:32 PM
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Re: My Office on Fridays
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wtf you don't poop at work? pooping at work means you're getting paid to poop, which means you win at life. go poop at work. [/ QUOTE ] This is correct. 15 min per day X ~200 work days per year = 3000 min. per year = 50 hours = 1.25 work weeks spent pooping. This also might be why I smoke cigarettes justifying that I get paid to smoke too.
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