Beat: I'm a Mets and Indians fan, wife is a Red Sox fan

[DZgroundhog]

She started tearing up after Boston got the first out in the 9th and I asked her if she was seriously gonna start crying. So she tells me that I don't know what it's like because my teams never win anything.

Grounds for divorce?
Grounds for suffocating her in her sleep?

FWIW, if I openly cheered for Cleveland, I got the evilest eye in the world. Someone is sleeping on the couch tonight.