BEAT: Maria Sharapova a Frigid Biatch (w/PICS)

[David LoPan]

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

- Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine talking about sex with tennis player Maria Sharapova


and pics of hawt tennis player, too bad she's not a screamer

[Donkey-Milker]

chances of this being legit?

[chadmack]

never really liked that guy until now

[UnblinkingEye]

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She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’

[/ QUOTE ] LMAO. Sounds like he sucks at sex.

~Mike

[Gary The Retard]

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She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’

[/ QUOTE ] LMAO. Sounds like he sucks at sex.

~Mike

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actually, it sounds like u do

DUCY?>

[blutarski]

she moaned like a humpback whale for me.

but, then again, I BRING THE DICK BABY!!!!1!!!

[Suiteness]

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She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’

[/ QUOTE ] LMAO. Sounds like he sucks at sex.

~Mike

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He probably needs to work on making his penis bigger.

[UnblinkingEye]

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She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’

[/ QUOTE ] LMAO. Sounds like he sucks at sex.

~Mike

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actually, it sounds like u do

DUCY?>

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She was reading/watching TV obv.

~Mike

[LetsHugItOut]

Source of quote in OP?

[holdme]

isnt this what happens with every girl [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]