Best Jerking off session of my life

ValueKill · #1 07-01-2007, 12:40 PM

I just got knocked out of a satellite to the sunday million from 5 7 offsuit all in pf against my 10 10. I was on the bubble and depressed afterwards. sooo then..

I was just jerking it to some sweet myfirstsexteacher and right when I was about to explode my load I heard a door slam. The door slamming took my attention away from my explosion and when I was able to refocus I experienced the best feeling of my 23 y old life. WOWOOWOWOWWOWOWOW

anyone have a smiliar experience?

SlapPappy · #2 07-01-2007, 12:46 PM

Pics?

LionelHutz00 · #3 07-01-2007, 12:54 PM

This kid has good BBV4Lyfe potential.

diebitter · #4 07-01-2007, 01:18 PM

Try this instead: don't touch your winky for a year, then jerk off. It will be better than this one.

thac · #5 07-01-2007, 01:20 PM

Sit on your hand for 10 minutes and jerk off, it takes the place of the girl you prob can't get.

DopamineRelease · #6 07-01-2007, 01:54 PM

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Sit on your hand for 10 minutes and jerk off, it takes the place of the girl you prob can't get.

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ZING!

nowags · #7 07-01-2007, 04:37 PM

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Try this instead: don't touch your winky for a year, then jerk off. It will be better than this one.

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I see you are familiar with the stranger

popeye18 · #8 07-01-2007, 04:39 PM

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Try this instead: don't touch your winky for a year, then jerk off. It will be better than this one.

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Eh i disagree. I once went 3 months without release and when i finally jacked it my pee paw was like half hard when i came and it felt weird.

iggymcfly · #9 07-01-2007, 11:43 PM

When I started reading this topic, I was sure it was going to be about something else, but I guess that might be a personal thing to me. Anyway, I've noticed before that if I have a huge losing gambling session (i.e. bust my roll or something, something serious) and then jerk off right after thinking about the loss, I can come really fast, like within 10 seconds or so.

One time I looked at porn afterward and it threw the whole thing off. I have to be thinking just about the gambling loss for it to work. That's probably a sign that I'm a pretty bad degen right?

ValueKill · #10 07-02-2007, 12:27 AM

anyone here ever looked into tantra? That is some sweeeeeeet stuff. Having multiple orgasms. I dont think life can get any better.