Update on the Cat Situation.

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So it's a straight swap - pie, in this case strawberry, for cat. I spoke to my neighbors the other day about the fact that my ex-cat hasn't been around since the last full moon. They changed the subject to how they're worried about his ear but they can't take him to the vet, and then they looked at me and I got the hint. Oh, I see, you kidnap my cat but I have to take it to the vet. Interesting.....

So we have a kind of ritual now. Every ten days I happen to mention that I'm missing my cat. That there's a void where he once was. I normally do this in the morning. In the late afternoon they come around with a pie. What can I say? They won. Beware old Italian ladies. They're switched on.

[The Bus Driver]

You need a dog. Maybe one that will eat a cat.

[gumpzilla]

Maybe the ladies just want to have sex with your shirt. I might be reading my own desires into the situation, though.

[TheNoodleMan]

That pies looks good. Hopefully this cat lives until you are a very fat man.

[Super Dee Duper]

You look weird, and live in a weird place.

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You need a dog. Maybe one that will eat a cat.

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Ya, what a creative idea.

[kkcountry]

i would trade my cat for a sorta weekly delicious pie

[adsman]

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You look weird, and live in a weird place.

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I can't argue with logic like this.

[Kimbell175113]

Who took the picture?

[traz]

lifetime supply of pie >>>>>> cat

you came out way ahead dude