beat: idiot wastes my time, wants action

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so i'm off to like a retarded start at my bet, and i'm looking over some hands and the following IM takes place.

i'm pretty sure its amusing. maybe i'm wrong


pokerstar103: Hey there
MKGRiNGo: yo
pokerstar103: I saw ur prop bet on 2p2
MKGRiNGo: yea
pokerstar103: Sounds pretty intense
pokerstar103: How r u doing 2day so far?
MKGRiNGo: im not playing
pokerstar103: For the whole day?
MKGRiNGo: yea
pokerstar103: Fersure breaks are crtuial
pokerstar103: Can I get in the action?
MKGRiNGo: are you seriuos?
MKGRiNGo: have you read the thread?
MKGRiNGo: it started a week ago and i'm down 1.5k
pokerstar103: Yeah
pokerstar103: Is it too late?
MKGRiNGo: why would i give you action
MKGRiNGo: are you retarded
MKGRiNGo: give me 20-1 and i'll put up $100
MKGRiNGo: fuckit make it 50-1
pokerstar103: Ok I will for $300
pokerstar103: 50-1
MKGRiNGo: ok you have to escrow the $15k
pokerstar103: Escrow?
MKGRiNGo: the escrow is AMT on pokerstars
MKGRiNGo: yea
MKGRiNGo: in other words, put the money up front
pokerstar103: I don't play on stars...
MKGRiNGo: full tilt?
MKGRiNGo: 50-1 and i'll put up 300 means you put up $15,000
pokerstar103: Ehh sometomes
MKGRiNGo: you want that bet?
pokerstar103: Sure thing your going to lose
MKGRiNGo: yea your right
MKGRiNGo: your wasting my time
MKGRiNGo: do you want the bet or not
pokerstar103: Yes
MKGRiNGo: ok well what site are you going to ship the 15 thousand to
pokerstar103: Is absolute poker good?
MKGRiNGo: not really
MKGRiNGo: you dont have another account?
pokerstar103: I mainly play on ap
MKGRiNGo: ok that doesnt answer my question
pokerstar103: I could use full tilt
MKGRiNGo: ok
pokerstar103: Is that good?
MKGRiNGo: yea full tilt is good
pokerstar103: 50-1 $300 on ftp
MKGRiNGo: you are the 50
MKGRiNGo: i am the 1
pokerstar103: Ok so dec 24th?
MKGRiNGo: you are going to send $15,000
MKGRiNGo: i am going to send $300
MKGRiNGo: to the escrow
MKGRiNGo: do you understand
pokerstar103: Ok
pokerstar103: Sounds good
pokerstar103: Gl
MKGRiNGo: i didnt send you the escrows name yet
MKGRiNGo: ship the money to exit_route on full tilt
MKGRiNGo: brb
pokerstar103: K
MKGRiNGo: ok did you ship it
pokerstar103: No I'm not @ home
MKGRiNGo: so you're going to send $15,000 american dollars to win $300 right
MKGRiNGo: you understand
pokerstar103: Why would I put up 15g you could just steal it am I right?
MKGRiNGo: its a [censored] escrow
MKGRiNGo: no i couldnt steal it
MKGRiNGo: its not me
MKGRiNGo: youre obviously wasting my time
pokerstar103: 50-1
pokerstar103: I aint putting nothing up
MKGRiNGo: your [censored] retarded
pokerstar103: Its ok if ur scared
MKGRiNGo: you [censored] idiot
MKGRiNGo: stop wasting my [censored] time
pokerstar103: I'm not waisting it
pokerstar103: I'm betting u 50-1
pokerstar103: Hella good odds
MKGRiNGo: YOU HAVE TO SEND FIFTEEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARS TO THE ESCROW TO PLACE THE BET
MKGRiNGo: ARE YOU PLACING THE BET OR NOT
pokerstar103: No you don't!
pokerstar103: If I looose I ship to ur ftp account
MKGRiNGo: YEA OK GUY
pokerstar103: You loose you ship to mine
MKGRiNGo: GO [censored] YOURSELF
MKGRiNGo: GET A [censored] CLUE
MKGRiNGo: STOP IM'ING ME
pokerstar103: Your gonna really pass up 50-1
MKGRiNGo: ACTUALLY YEA I'LL TAKE THE BET
MKGRiNGo: I'LL PUT UP $50,000
MKGRiNGo: I'LL SHIP IT SOON AS I LOSE
pokerstar103: ...
MKGRiNGo: COOL?
pokerstar103: U wish u had 50k
MKGRiNGo: AND YOU SHIP $300 IF I WIN
pokerstar103: K
pokerstar103: Sounds cool
MKGRiNGo: SO I'LL GIVE YOU LIKE 160 - 1 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
MKGRiNGo: DEAL?
MKGRiNGo: YOU'RE GUNA SHIP THE $300 IF I WIN RIGHT?
pokerstar103: Watev ur just gonna be a [censored] and not send
MKGRiNGo: CUZ I'M DEFLY GUNA SHIP $50K WHEN I LOSE
MKGRiNGo: SO
MKGRiNGo: I'LL GIVE YOU 160 - 1 ON 300
pokerstar103: No your not
MKGRiNGo: BUT MAKE SURE YOU SHIP IF I WIN
pokerstar103: You don't eve have 50k
MKGRiNGo: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT ESCROW MEANS
MKGRiNGo: STOP IM'ING ME


and then i blocked him.