OH and zero started a family

[Our House]

We adopted him from PetCetera. He's 3 months old and came from a litter of four (obviously we got the best kitten out of the 4). They were pre-named Rye, Raisin, Bagel, and some other retarded bread-like name. Ours was Bagel. This is why we need to rename him ASAP.

Jinxy would be good, but he doesn't know how to flush a toilet yet.

POG? This is the name I thought of when we left the pet store. I wasn't sure if anyone was going to suggest it either. Once again, Zurv delivers.

Chuckles? Too obvious.

Jared? Meh. However we spelled it, it wouldn't be fair to at least one person.

Chuck or Norris, Scott or Howard? We probably don't want him to have more than one account.

Elroy? (see above)

BobO? The landlord might try to ban him.

Shorty? We'd rather he live more than halfway.

Skype? I actually think that's a beautiful name for a (human) baby girl.

POG/Poggie is ahead so far. We're still looking though...