Post deleted by Mat Sklansky

[guids]

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in the case of the guy who tried to rape a family member, I call the cops, but I make sure to call the cops that are friends of mine so they let me have a few minutes behind a dumpster with him before they haul them off.


in case of a boss...I would have the girl go back in with a wire, get the guy to admit it on tape, and blackmail him

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ok then bad examples. say it is somebody the cops can do nothing about. say a bully who was really really mean to you in high school and you want to get revenge on, whatever. somebody who you really really want to see have a pretty bad day/week/month because of your actions, but you dont want to have to pay any consequences for those actions

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I put word out that Im looking for this guy, or I follow him until he goes out to a bar drunk, I give a gf some cash so she can get him really liquored up, than when he starts the drive home I make sure a cop friend is sitting right at the exit of teh parking lot waiting to pull him over, maybe I plant some drugs in the car before hand, depends....

[anklebreaker]

Ohh... so that's what it is.

Let it go man.

[sledghammer]

If he you know he has undisclosed income calling the IRS on him is best, since you might even get a reward. Doesn't sound like your bully is a drug dealer or tax evader though.

[secretprankster]

lol @ guids being bullied.

[shaftman11]

Put a cattle call in the local paper, and u se the address of the person you want to get even with. In your ad, say you need about 300 people, and you need "Black" and "Latino" men. Explian that you are shooting a gangsta movie and need a ton of extra's. Just tell them that they will get great pay and need to show up all "gangsta like". And for a final kick in the nuts to the douche your getting even with, have the show up time be at 6am on a saturday morning. Also guarentee everybody who shows up will be used, and get paid.

[Dale Dough]

Planting child porn or drugs probably gets you in biiig trouble if they ever find out it was you. And I doubt you could buy someone else's mortgage.. if that was possible, I'm sure that [censored] would be more common [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[UbinTook]

Contact a scientific supply house on the net, order a scent gland from a skunk (this is where schools buy things like frogs for dissection, they will come frozen).
Either...
A. place the frozen gland on the block of the marks car motor( if you can get access under the hood)
or
B. Use a piece of aluminum duct tape and tape said gland to the TOP of the muffler.

Result...car starts, motor/muffler heats up and cooks melts/cooks the gland the odor is released and penetrates in to every surrounding piece of metal. Lasts for a LOOOOONG time.

[garcia1000]

Introduce termites to his house.

[pseudo t-bone]

sprinkle a few drops of cadaverine in the subject's car, or preferably, home. cadaverine is the odor that is emitted by a decaying body and smelling it evokes a subconscious fear. your subject will be uncomfortable and will have the urge to flee.

[LocustHorde]

Find out the perp's address and order him hundreds of magazine subscriptions.

Another good one, although you would have to do this from a payphone, is to order the guy a bunch of pizzas