The "Never Say" Book

[budblown]

I hate it when people call the dealers crackwhores. Wait no I don't.

[Seb86]

"can we have a new setup ?"

[that_pope]

Come on Howard, how about my currently hot catch phrases...

"Flop me quads" (Since Hass pissed his pants after I said this once and played weak tight against me)
"Guess they want me to win" (after 4 limpers to my BB or SB)
"Guess I'm not wanted" (after 3 bets to my BB or SB)
"I hope I win this pot"

[DrVanNostrin]

"nice hand"

[fraserbrown]

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"I have two pair", for quads. Especially if three are on the board.

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This tilts me for some reason, espeially if I dont notice right away and slap my flush or boat down on the table triumphantly. Big blind special or small blind special after calling a pf raise with garbage that wins.

[mxp2004]

Two words: "Raisy daisey."

[DavidSRT]

"I have a set" when they show three of a kind, two on the board.

[tomdemaine]

"I raise" when first into the pot.

[Small Fry]

any phrase with the word "chark" in it. As in "De chark is hungry" or "De chark is all een"

[bav]

"CHECK?"

Thought of all these threads where someone uses the word "check" as a question and is misunderstood last night when the floor had to come to the table over another of these. Turn is dealt, it's check/check and the first-to-act says "he CHECKED?" just as the river comes out. 2nd player hears "CHECK" and says "check" and just then FTA slams a stack on the table. Four-way argument results (the two players, plus each player picked up a "champion" for his cause). The bickering continued between one player and one champion for 2 minutes after the floor had ruled; the player who thought he was being angled shut up and accepted the ruling that the bet stands after uttering a single "this is BS" comment.