credit card roulettes, broke ppls, and asians...

shootaa · #1 02-22-2007, 10:45 PM

alright, so im with greg (mynameizgreg) craig (craigthedeac) and we're heading out for some japanese cook it in front of you meal cuz it makes greg giggle w/ happiness, which we all like [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

so we get there and after waiting 30 min after our reservation time finally get seated (gg 'the office'...), so right away we're pissed. we get our food and greg luckboxes some free shrimps cuz the retard chef was too busy spinning pepper shakers around to realize what happend.

so we have some chats and laughs and finally the bill comes, and craig and i are going to play some credit card roulette, i finally also convince greg to do the same (biggest nit evaaaa) and we get our downie-asian waitress to pick one of the cards.

so she fans them out with her eyes shut, obv pix mine (beat/standard) and im like [censored]! so im gettin the money situation figured (rl busto so i have to stars xfer lol) and the lady figureds out what just happened and starts going o no O NO!! he ha pay for all!?!?! and we're like yeah its fine ($20/meal so w/e cuz we're all huge balln' obv). so craig breaks out some twenties to pay and this busto guy next to him (just heard talking about his new best buy floor job (beat)) asks craig if he can have the rest?!?!?! wtf, get outta here nit!

and everyone else at our 8 person table is like O WTF!!! thatsa like $$70!!!!!!!!! and we're like yeah its fine, and the waitress is all "but wait, you chooooooose, so its not fair!" and we're all clueless as to what to make of this nonsensical babbling, LOL and leave all the busto ppls and asian ppls trying to figure out what happened while they count out their washingtons for the mealz

i cannot highlight enough the sound that the waitress made when she said "BUT YOU CHOOOOSE" i fn lost it so hard... searching for pic now of someone who loox like her.

ok this ones fine, her face looks a little more like it got hit very hard w/ a sledge hammer tho. and maybe not quite as sad, cept when she figured out that i had to pay for everything...