SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT

[FGators]

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i dont get why you hate me. i actually like you a lot which is why i always try to chat with you at the tables. also, i get a shitton of action all the time (i dont know why exactly) so i expect to get called by worse often enough.

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Fair enough.

I don't "hate you". Just posting that J8 hand where I was tired and playing like crap (and the reason why I left quickly afterwards)...not to mention playing that hand so so bad pissed me off.

Carry on.

[thac]

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I mean, in all honesty, you could probably bunch all of Andrew's videos into 1. =)

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i heard that the only videos worth watching are tays and brians anyway. truth?

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I like a lot of the guest pro videos because they "try harder" in a sense. They wanna look really good on camera so they do their best not to mess up.

Gaucho's video, Jman's video.. they're two of my favorite.

[Fletcher19]

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I mean, in all honesty, you could probably bunch all of Andrew's videos into 1. =)

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i heard that the only videos worth watching are tays and brians anyway. truth?

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stingers are sick

[BigPoppa]

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would be cool if i hear what other pple do to reduce tilt [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] .

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Being massively overrolled ... losing a stack doesn't sting so much when it's only 0.4% of your roll

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[gimmetheloot]

Need help with WMV...
My friend made a vid of him playing, and sent it to me.
When I open it it plays visualizer of iTunes? Is this something that my computer it doing somehow that i can change or is this the video and he needs to remake it?

[thac]

Start -> Default Programs, or right-click on the file and Open With -> WMP.

You might need a codec to play it though.

[ama0330]

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Need help with WMV...
My friend made a vid of him playing, and sent it to me.
When I open it it plays visualizer of iTunes? Is this something that my computer it doing somehow that i can change or is this the video and he needs to remake it?

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right click, open with. if you cant see that option, then hold shift and right click.

[FoldEqu1ty]

Villain is 20/13 over 3k hands.

WHAT THE [CENSORED]!!!!!?!?!?!?!?


Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $201.00
BB: $345.04
UTG: $196.00
CO: $196.00
BTN: $277.98

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $7.00</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $24.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $41.00</font>, CO folds, Hero calls $17.00

Flop: ($89) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BB bets $55.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $160.00</font>, BB calls $105.00

Turn: ($409) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($409) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $409.00 ($2 Rake)

BB had 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Sevens) and LOST (-$201.00)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and WON (+$206.00)

[SpecT]

so i've taken afew days off... these 2 hands happen within the first 5 minutes of my new sesh

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $246.85
Hero (BB): $100.00
UTG: $98.50
CO: $97.19
BTN: $106.06

CO posts $1.50
Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, CO checks, <font color="red">BTN raises to $5.00</font>, SB calls $4.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $21.50</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $106.06</font>, SB folds, Hero calls all-in for $78.50
Uncalled bet of $6.06 returned to BTN

Flop: ($206) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($206) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($206) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $206.00 ($1.50 Rake)

BTN had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Jacks) and WON (+$104.50)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$100.00)



Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $152.88
BB: $100.00
Hero (UTG): $100.00
CO: $90.76
BTN: $178.65

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $3.50</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $3.50, SB calls $3.00, BB folds

Flop: ($11.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($11.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $7.50</font>, BTN calls $7.50, SB folds

River: ($26.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $13.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $46.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $85.00</font>, Hero calls all-in for $43.00, BTN calls $4.00

Pot Size: $204.50 ($2 Rake)

BTN had 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Threes) and WON (+$102.50)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Aces full of Threes) and LOST (-$100.00)


[censored] poker and [censored] septemeber

[keikiwai]

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Villain is 20/13 over 3k hands.

WHAT THE [CENSORED]!!!!!?!?!?!?!?


Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $201.00
BB: $345.04
UTG: $196.00
CO: $196.00
BTN: $277.98

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $7.00</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $24.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $41.00</font>, CO folds, Hero calls $17.00

Flop: ($89) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BB bets $55.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $160.00</font>, BB calls $105.00

Turn: ($409) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($409) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $409.00 ($2 Rake)

BB had 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Sevens) and LOST (-$201.00)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and WON (+$206.00)

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villain was extracting from 65 mang

if you wouldn't do the same in his shoes you're a HUDGE HUDGE HUDGE fish

1) pf min rr = you cannot fold 65 and must call vs his 97........ =$$$$$$

2) you flop oesd w/ 65 and obv. cannot fold it.... and obv. you would cr a strong draw in the rred pot so the villain's bet call is for $$$$$$$

3) you got him this time, but he CRUSHES your range