SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV 2007 (nc)

[ofishstix]

i found nothing wrong with it either, but found it pretty amusing.

[BGnight]

LOL, nice call pf TAGfish:
PokerStars Game #13056956232: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/05 - 13:15:02 (ET)
Table 'Mechthild' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: subbuteoking ($269.20 in chips)
Seat 2: cphagen ($249 in chips)
Seat 3: Bidicha ($228.90 in chips)
Seat 4: BGnight ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: bberard34 ($194.75 in chips)
bberard34: posts small blind $1
subbuteoking: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BGnight [7s 9s]
cphagen: folds
Bidicha: folds
BGnight: raises $6 to $8
bberard34: raises $18 to $26
subbuteoking: folds
BGnight: raises $36 to $62
bberard34: calls $36
*** FLOP *** [6c 4s 8s]
bberard34: checks
BGnight: bets $100
bberard34: raises $32.75 to $132.75 and is all-in
BGnight: calls $32.75
*** TURN *** [6c 4s 8s] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [6c 4s 8s Js] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bberard34: shows [7h 9h] (high card King)
BGnight: shows [7s 9s] (a flush, Jack high)
BGnight collected $389.50 from pot
bberard34 said, "so sick"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $391.50 | Rake $2
Board [6c 4s 8s Js Kd]
Seat 1: subbuteoking (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: cphagen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Bidicha folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BGnight (button) showed [7s 9s] and won ($389.50) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 5: bberard34 (small blind) showed [7h 9h] and lost with high card King

[Fletcher19]

must just be google.co.uk if you have 21 images per page..... not that you want to see it anyway

[ofishstix]

fat chick?

[traz]

I keep a fat chick under my bed at all times

[FoldEqu1ty]

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Lately I'm just being [censored] by very loose passive 45/15 style opponents sitting on my left. Everytime I raise, they call and call my cbet at the flop. And when I check turn they take it down with a bet, and when I'm getting frustrated and 2-barrel they call. I just get into stretches were I can't win a pot. Obviously all the above goes for when I don't hit a hand, if I do I take it to valuetown against these stations. But most of the time I don't hit and they take it, and it's really anoying. How do you people adjust to having opponents like this to your right? (You can't change seat or anything). Tighten up, stop cbetting with air (and they will steal) or what? It kinda sucks to tighten up because I want to be playing pots with these people but I can't come up with anything better. This really annoys me, help plz.

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Well firstly realise that versus a *true* calling station you're essentially playing fit or fold poker. You raise AJ and get called - you hit a pair 1/3 of the time, and if you value bet the crap out of you will win >>>>> 3x you're preflop investment.

Also open-limping / min-raising pre works fine too, especially with speculative hands with no aggro players left to act behind you - say you're in the CO with 22 and there's a major donk on the button, who as you said will just not ever fold anything ever in position ever, ever. Also people care much less about small pots so you have more fold equity and generally less shenanigans.

[Unknown Soldier]

guy with the really small penis?

[ofishstix]

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I keep a fat chick under my bed at all times

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no one more than 60 lbs could fit under my bed. my loss.

[Bookworm]

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Tx all!

Last 300.000 hands im running at 17/14 ptbb/100 0.72
1 day im going to be a 19/16 - NIT!

I'm more worried about the crappy ptbb/100.

This tilt me a lot more than hitting quads on the flop see my übernitty opponent go all-in and then being disconnected

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If this doesnt work im going to play maniac style 18/15 .)
and try to forget about 2+2

[Imrahil]

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LOL, nice call pf TAGfish:
PokerStars Game #13056956232: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/11/05 - 13:15:02 (ET)
Table 'Mechthild' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: subbuteoking ($269.20 in chips)
Seat 2: cphagen ($249 in chips)
Seat 3: Bidicha ($228.90 in chips)
Seat 4: BGnight ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: bberard34 ($194.75 in chips)
bberard34: posts small blind $1
subbuteoking: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BGnight [7s 9s]
cphagen: folds
Bidicha: folds
BGnight: raises $6 to $8
bberard34: raises $18 to $26
subbuteoking: folds
BGnight: raises $36 to $62
bberard34: calls $36
*** FLOP *** [6c 4s 8s]
bberard34: checks
BGnight: bets $100
bberard34: raises $32.75 to $132.75 and is all-in
BGnight: calls $32.75
*** TURN *** [6c 4s 8s] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [6c 4s 8s Js] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bberard34: shows [7h 9h] (high card King)
BGnight: shows [7s 9s] (a flush, Jack high)
BGnight collected $389.50 from pot
bberard34 said, "so sick"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $391.50 | Rake $2
Board [6c 4s 8s Js Kd]
Seat 1: subbuteoking (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: cphagen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Bidicha folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BGnight (button) showed [7s 9s] and won ($389.50) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 5: bberard34 (small blind) showed [7h 9h] and lost with high card King

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Ya it's so sick when you call a 4bet pf w/ 97s and flop an OESD and you don't draw out (doubt he put you on the other 97 which is really the only hand that he's not losing 70% of the time to).