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View Poll Results: Why aren't I the voluptuous black lady? | |||
Because I'm a douche | 31 | 26.27% | |
Because I'm stupid | 24 | 20.34% | |
Because I don't like +EV | 63 | 53.39% | |
Voters: 118. You may not vote on this poll |
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Re: FutureDoc, Look inside.....[CENSORED] THREAD! [CENSORED] THREAD!
So, I got drunk and went and played blackjack last night. Every table is $5min bet, $100 max. They have a high limit room, but I couldn't find it [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
So, I'm playing like an idiot because I'm drunk and I like the way people react to me playing that way. One key hand occurs just before I leave. I have a $100 bet down and I get dealt TT when the dealer is showing a 6. Of course, people are giving me advice on every hand so every one obviously tells me just to stay. So, I split the Ts to everyone's disbelief. I hit a Q on one and a 5 on the other and stay. Dealer obviously goes busto and I'm a genius. +$450 on the night, but I don't know how much I spent at the bar afterwards [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Sooo hungover now and just woke up. |
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So, I got drunk .... [/ QUOTE ] I'm starting to detect a pattern. |
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Re: FutureDoc, Look inside.....[CENSORED] THREAD! [CENSORED] THREAD!
splitting tens vs a 6 is the right play when the true count is +4 FWIW. You may or may not have been making the mathematically correct play without you knowing it Devin... Still other people, including the dealer will always think you're a moron (this has happened to me numerous times).
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[ QUOTE ] So, I got drunk .... [/ QUOTE ] I'm starting to detect a pattern. [/ QUOTE ] Yep. I probably drink a little too much. 1 or twice a week. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Thoughts on these things? My 7 turning 8 yo wants one for her b-day. Will she be able to do it (she's pretty cautious in general)? Are they fun? [/ QUOTE ] I work at a store that sells them. We all could operate it after 15 minutes of trying to not fall on our rears. Its also fun to have two people riding them towards each other. [/ QUOTE ] What is this supposed to be/do? Never seen one before. Agreeing with bones that the girl in the back is a fatty. What's wrong with the girl in the blue? I thought she was one of the best ones. [/ QUOTE ] Its called a rip stik. you use it like a skateboard except instead of pushing to go forward, you move your hips to move forward agreed.. total fatty. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] So, I got drunk .... [/ QUOTE ] I'm starting to detect a pattern. [/ QUOTE ] Yep. I probably drink a little too much. 1 or twice a week. [/ QUOTE ] standard. |
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Thoughts on these things? My 7 turning 8 yo wants one for her b-day. Will she be able to do it (she's pretty cautious in general)? Are they fun? [/ QUOTE ] i tried for 5-10 minutes and wasn't too great. it definitely takes some getting used to. your 8 year old could probably do it after some frustration. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Thoughts on these things? My 7 turning 8 yo wants one for her b-day. Will she be able to do it (she's pretty cautious in general)? Are they fun? [/ QUOTE ] I work at a store that sells them. We all could operate it after 15 minutes of trying to not fall on our rears. Its also fun to have two people riding them towards each other. [/ QUOTE ] What is this supposed to be/do? Never seen one before. Agreeing with bones that the girl in the back is a fatty. What's wrong with the girl in the blue? I thought she was one of the best ones. [/ QUOTE ] Its called a rip stik. you use it like a skateboard except instead of pushing to go forward, you move your hips to move forward agreed.. total fatty. [/ QUOTE ] It's a hoverboard right? |
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It's a hoverboard right? [/ QUOTE ] Close |
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Re: FutureDoc, Look inside.....[CENSORED] THREAD! [CENSORED] THREAD!
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Thoughts on these things? My 7 turning 8 yo wants one for her b-day. Will she be able to do it (she's pretty cautious in general)? Are they fun? [/ QUOTE ] I work at a store that sells them. We all could operate it after 15 minutes of trying to not fall on our rears. Its also fun to have two people riding them towards each other. [/ QUOTE ] What is this supposed to be/do? Never seen one before. Agreeing with bones that the girl in the back is a fatty. What's wrong with the girl in the blue? I thought she was one of the best ones. [/ QUOTE ] Its called a rip stik. you use it like a skateboard except instead of pushing to go forward, you move your hips to move forward agreed.. total fatty. [/ QUOTE ] It's a hoverboard right? [/ QUOTE ] definitely a hoverboard |
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