Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[PerDoom]

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Percentile is it ok if I use your avatar I absoultely love it.

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Awesome.

[john kane]

edit of my post: shows you whether you were actually getting it in with the best of it or not.

but more importantly whether they held up and how wise your plays have actually been.

gl

[john kane]

and makemegood, that is sick awful luck for this month. almost $17K down due to bad luck, what limits, 5-10nl? if its 2-4nl then im impressed your still playing.

[True]

lol, it doesn't really show you much at all, it shows you whether you were unlucky or lucky against the specific hands you were against.

Doesn't really show you how you are running at all.

[Tickner]

Hi guys,

I have a little under $6k in FTP money that I need transfered to Party Poker. Anyone here that has money on party want to make a transfer for FT?

I can send first to a respected poster.

Thx.

[FBP]

Cool prog, if this soft gives us a quick way to judge skill then it really is a new era. Unsure about accuracy of the interpretation though.

[Irish Mafia]

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The games are hard enough as is. I'm running worse than the devil himself... I honestly just don't know how much longer I can take this. This is about the 10th time in the last 2 days. This one i'm only 180+bb's deep - and we get it on the turn... what can I say - i'm having trouble breathing

Full Tilt Poker Game #2446308260: Table Sunking (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:30:37 ET - 2007/05/17
Seat 1: TaiwanStyle ($1,279)
Seat 2: MadHatter48 ($1,107)
Seat 3: JediPokerTrix ($1,819)
Seat 4: gopheresque ($970)
Seat 5: PoopInToilet ($3,218.50)
Seat 6: Kinetica ($1,415.50)
MadHatter48 posts the small blind of $5
JediPokerTrix posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JediPokerTrix [7h 7s]
gopheresque has 15 seconds left to act
gopheresque is sitting out
gopheresque has timed out
gopheresque folds
PoopInToilet raises to $35
Kinetica folds
TaiwanStyle folds
MadHatter48 folds
JediPokerTrix calls $25
*** FLOP *** [6c 7c 2h]
JediPokerTrix checks
PoopInToilet bets $55
JediPokerTrix raises to $240
PoopInToilet calls $185
*** TURN *** [6c 7c 2h] [8d]
JediPokerTrix bets $400
PoopInToilet raises to $2,943.50, and is all in
JediPokerTrix calls $1,144, and is all in
PoopInToilet shows [As Ac]
JediPokerTrix shows [7h 7s]
Uncalled bet of $1,399.50 returned to PoopInToilet
*** RIVER *** [6c 7c 2h 8d] [Ah]
PoopInToilet shows three of a kind, Aces
gopheresque has returned
JediPokerTrix shows three of a kind, Sevens
PoopInToilet wins the pot ($3,640) with three of a kind, Aces
JediPokerTrix is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3,643 | Rake $3
Board: [6c 7c 2h 8d Ah]
Seat 1: TaiwanStyle (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: MadHatter48 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: JediPokerTrix (big blind) showed [7h 7s] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 4: gopheresque didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: PoopInToilet showed [As Ac] and won ($3,640) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 6: Kinetica didn't bet (folded)

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Like I said - EVERY-f'ing-time it doesn't seem possible for them to hit that card they do!!! Not only is it a miracle card, but today there is the added bonus of me not filling up! i honestly NEVER thought it was possible to run this bad:

Full Tilt Poker Game #2453511537: Table La Madre (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:59:57 ET - 2007/05/18
Seat 1: Enyaisrave ($1,368.50), is sitting out
Seat 2: Storkdelamork ($2,146.50)
Seat 3: tdogg99 ($1,446.75)
Seat 4: Ramonaa ($927.50)
Seat 5: uisageezer ($1,976)
Seat 6: JediPokerTrix ($1,586.50)
uisageezer posts the small blind of $5
JediPokerTrix posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JediPokerTrix [Qs Qc]
Storkdelamork raises to $35
tdogg99 folds
Ramonaa calls $35
uisageezer calls $30
JediPokerTrix raises to $190
Storkdelamork calls $155
Ramonaa folds
uisageezer folds
*** FLOP *** [7s Th Qd]
JediPokerTrix has 15 seconds left to act
JediPokerTrix bets $375
Storkdelamork has 15 seconds left to act
Storkdelamork raises to $1,020
JediPokerTrix has 15 seconds left to act
JediPokerTrix raises to $1,396.50, and is all in
Storkdelamork calls $376.50
JediPokerTrix shows [Qs Qc]
Storkdelamork shows [Ad Ks]
*** TURN *** [7s Th Qd] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [7s Th Qd Js] [2h]
JediPokerTrix shows three of a kind, Queens
Storkdelamork shows a straight, Ace high
Storkdelamork wins the pot ($3,240) with a straight, Ace high
JediPokerTrix is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3,243 | Rake $3
Board: [7s Th Qd Js 2h]
Seat 1: Enyaisrave is sitting out
Seat 2: Storkdelamork showed [Ad Ks] and won ($3,240) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 3: tdogg99 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Ramonaa (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: uisageezer (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: JediPokerTrix (big blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with three of a kind, Queens

[soah]

so I had KTo, hit a flush on the river with my T, guy bets out like 1/5 pot, I'm like 92% sure I'm good but there's no value in raising, so I call... a minute goes by, I look back and notice the chat box says I won the last hand with a Royal Flush. hyachahcahcahcachacha. that's pretty [censored] embarrassing.

[Jay Riall]

Lol what did he have?

[soah]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

SB ($4413.50)
BB ($1240.40)
UTG ($1022)
<font color="#C00000">MP ($726.50)</font>
CO ($3305)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($997)</font>

Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $10, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $45</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP calls $35.

Flop: ($105) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $77</font>, MP calls $77.

Turn: ($259) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP checks, Hero checks.

River: ($259) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP bets $50</font>, Hero calls $50.

Final Pot: $359

Results
MP has 6s Ah (one pair, aces).
Hero has Td Kc (straight flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $359.