OT: [censored] thread, September, READ RULES IN TOP POST - Page 94

freeucm · #**931** 09-17-2007, 08:07 AM

Go Mets!

sixfour · #**932** 09-17-2007, 11:09 AM

Yay, let's start the week with a bang:

STT's played: 16
STT's ITM: 1 (3rd, obv)
Monthly winnings to date lost in last three hours: 87%

Edited highlights:

First hand of day:

Dealt to jigglypuff64 [2d 2h]
thank u 3805 folds
jos3333 folds
white willow calls 30
ashaman64 has 15 seconds left to act
ashaman64 folds
jacked24 folds
bdee1 folds
IAMPROMAN folds
jigglypuff64 calls 15
wtfmissile checks
*** FLOP *** [5d Ad 2s]
jigglypuff64 bets 60
wtfmissile folds
white willow folds
Uncalled bet of 60 returned to jigglypuff64
jigglypuff64 mucks
jigglypuff64 wins the pot (90)

Standard 3-bet, lose:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t40/t80
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1560
Hero: t1345
MP1: t2870
MP2: t1055
MP3: t1400
CO: t1095
Button: t1655
SB: t1090
BB: t1430

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is UTG+1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG raises to t280, Hero raises all-in t1345, 7 folds, UTG calls t1065 (pot was t1745).

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t2810, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2810)

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t2810, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2810)

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t2810, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2810)

Results:
Final pot: t2810
UTG showed Qc Qs
Hero showed Kh Kd

Possible loose shove, I have live cards anyway, lose, shove next two and win then lose flip on bubble:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t200/t400
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t4560
Hero: t2150
CO: t1645
Button: t2025
SB: t1840
BB: t1280

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Hero raises all-in t2150, CO calls all-in t1645, 3 folds.
Uncalled bets: t505 returned to Hero.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t1200, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t3890)

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t1200, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t3890)

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t1200, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t3890)

Results:
Final pot: t1200
Hero showed Tc Js
CO showed Ks Qc

Can't really complain about this one after a previous 44>TT suckout, but still, an expert preflop limp here

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t200/t400
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t5495
Button: t1905
SB: t5020
Hero: t1080

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Button calls t400 (pot was t600), SB folds, Hero checks.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t1000, 2 players)
Hero is all-in t680, Button calls t680 (pot was t1680).

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t2360, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2360)

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t2360, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2360)

Results:
Final pot: t2360
Button showed 8s Ts
Hero showed 3c 2h

I butcher AJ worse than gobbo does, but nobody 3-bets me twice in a row, later cram 4BB's with A9 into KK obv

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t100/t200
7 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t2405
Hero: t2795
MP1: t2155
CO: t1580
Button: t2330
SB: t1105
BB: t1130

Pre-flop: (7 players) Hero is UTG+1 with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Hero raises to t525, MP1 folds, CO raises all-in t1580, 3 folds, Hero calls t1055 (pot was t2405).

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t3460, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t3460)

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t3460, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t3460)

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t3460, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t3460)

Results:
Final pot: t3460
CO showed Ad Qs
Hero showed Jd As

Same guy that I spewed off to in the previous hand:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t30/t60
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1905
UTG+1: t1205
MP1: t855
MP2: t1275
CO: t2020
Button: t1020
SB: t3795
Hero: t1425

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
6 folds, SB calls t30 (pot was t90), Hero raises to t170, SB calls t110 (pot was t170).

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t340, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t270, SB raises all-in t3625, Hero calls all-in t985.
Uncalled bets: t2370 returned to SB.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t2850, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2850)

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t2850, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2850)

Results:
Final pot: t2850
SB showed 9d Tc
Hero showed Qh Ad

Moshman tells me to shove any king here, weeeeeeeee

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t80/t160
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t2665
Hero: t870
Button: t5065
SB: t1660
BB: t3240

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Hero raises all-in t870, Button folds, SB raises all-in t1660.
Uncalled bets: t790 returned to SB.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t1190, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1900)

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t1190, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1900)

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t1190, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t1900)

Results:
Final pot: t1190
Hero showed Ks 5c
SB showed Kh Ad

Shove genuine hands about every other hand for two orbits, why can't I have AK here

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t150/t300
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t2495
CO: t3275
Hero: t2175
SB: t3255
BB: t2300

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
2 folds, Hero raises all-in t2175, SB raises all-in t3255.
Uncalled bets: t1080 returned to SB.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t2775, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t4650)

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t2775, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t4650)

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t2775, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t4650)

Results:
Final pot: t2775
Hero showed Ah 9d
SB showed Tc As

Already folded 66 to a raise once (would have flopped set), raised AA two hands previous (no callers), then get pwned badly:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t25/t50
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1330
UTG+1: t1595
MP1: t1375
MP2: t1260
MP3: t1695
CO: t1435
Button: t1755
SB: t1525
Hero: t1530

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG raises to t100, 2 folds, MP2 calls t100 (pot was t175), 2 folds, Button calls t100 (pot was t275), SB folds, Hero calls t50 (pot was t375).

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t425, 4 players)
Hero bets t200, UTG calls t200 (pot was t625), MP2 calls t200 (pot was t825), Button folds.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t1025, 3 players)
Hero is all-in t1230, UTG calls all-in t1030, MP2 calls all-in t960.
Uncalled bets: t200 returned to Hero.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t3975, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: t3905, Sidepot 1: t140)

Results:
Final pot: t3975
Hero showed 8c 8s
UTG showed 7h 7s
MP2 showed Ah 9h

Later lose that one with QJ vs 66 aipf, board AJT6bastard. This one was fun, QQ first hand, c-bet gets check-minraised on Kxx board, flop flush second hand, get no action, then standard cooler:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t50/t100
7 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: t1255
UTG+1: t220
MP1: t890
CO: t3485
Button: t2430
SB: t840
BB: t4380

Pre-flop: (7 players) Hero is UTG with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero raises to t275, UTG+1 calls all-in t220, 2 folds, Button raises all-in t2430, SB calls all-in t790, BB calls t2330 (pot was t3815), Hero calls all-in t980.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t5105, 1 player + 4 all-in - Main pot: t1100, Sidepot 1: t2480, Sidepot 2: t625, Sidepot 3: t900)

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t5105, 1 player + 4 all-in - Main pot: t1100, Sidepot 1: t2480, Sidepot 2: t625, Sidepot 3: t900)

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t5105, 1 player + 4 all-in - Main pot: t1100, Sidepot 1: t2480, Sidepot 2: t625, Sidepot 3: t900)

Results:
Final pot: t5105
BB showed 9h 9d
Hero showed Qc Qd
UTG+1 showed Td Ac
Button showed Kc Kd
SB showed As 4s

Standard "get shortstacked, shove into dominating hand" crap:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t80/t160
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t2600
CO: t1180
Hero: t760
SB: t4490
BB: t4470

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, Hero raises all-in t760, SB calls t680 (pot was t1000), BB folds.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t1680, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t1680)

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t1680, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t1680)

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t1680, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t1680)

Results:
Final pot: t1680
Hero showed Kd Tc
SB showed Kc Js

Tilting by this point obviously:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t100/t200
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: t870
UTG+1: t2755
CO: t1100
Button: t2700
SB: t4615
BB: t1460

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero raises all-in t870, UTG+1 calls t870 (pot was t1170), 4 folds.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t2040, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2040)

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t2040, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2040)

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t2040, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2040)

Results:
Final pot: t2040
Hero showed 5c Ac
UTG+1 showed Js Qs

Yay, right end of AA v KK v QQ

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t30/t60
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t840
UTG+1: t2005
MP1: t1105
MP2: t495
CO: t2405
Hero: t1150
SB: t1760
BB: t3740

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG raises to t180, 2 folds, MP2 raises all-in t495, CO folds, Hero raises all-in t1150, 2 folds, UTG calls all-in t660.
Uncalled bets: t310 returned to Hero.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t-570, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: t1575)

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t-570, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: t1575)

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t-570, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: t1575)

Results:
Final pot: t-570
MP2 showed Qs Qc
Hero showed As Ac
UTG showed Ks Kc

Somehow get to bubble on that, jam AJ into AK, busto, next one, good old losing flip:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t80/t160
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t3695
CO: t3620
Hero: t1185
SB: t2460
BB: t2540

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
2 folds, Hero raises all-in t1185, SB calls t1105 (pot was t1425), BB folds.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t2530, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2530)

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t2530, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2530)

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t2530, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t2530)

Results:
Final pot: t2530
Hero showed Ts Td
SB showed Kd Qd

Kill me now

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t40/t80
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t1735
UTG+1: t865
MP1: t2005
MP2: t2480
CO: t1350
Button: t1960
Hero: t1430
BB: t1675

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
3 folds, MP2 calls t80 (pot was t120), 2 folds, Hero raises to t280, BB raises all-in t1675, MP2 folds, Hero calls all-in t1150.
Uncalled bets: t245 returned to BB.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t1590, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2940)

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t1590, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2940)

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t1590, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t2940)

Results:
Final pot: t1590
BB showed Kc Ks
Hero showed Ah As

Jbrochu · #**933** 09-17-2007, 11:30 AM

[ QUOTE ]
STT's played: 16

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You do know it's possible to run bad for 100's and 100's of games, right?

sixfour · #**934** 09-17-2007, 11:36 AM

Of course

Slim Pickens · #**935** 09-17-2007, 11:51 AM

[ QUOTE ]
yo guys anyone know where i can get reasonably priced batteries for my laptop. i left this one on charge and its messed

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't buy cheap laptop batteries. Just spend the extra $$ and get the name-brand straight from the manufacturer of your laptop.

Eagles · #**936** 09-17-2007, 12:33 PM

sixfour did you read the rules in the top post? I don't think you did.

PokahPokah · #**937** 09-17-2007, 01:09 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
yo guys anyone know where i can get reasonably priced batteries for my laptop. i left this one on charge and its messed

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't buy cheap laptop batteries. Just spend the extra $$ and get the name-brand straight from the manufacturer of your laptop.

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah i bought the name brand ones , brand new , no second hand. cost me £80 / $160 , but i guess it has to be spent.

Slim Pickens · #**938** 09-17-2007, 01:24 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
yo guys anyone know where i can get reasonably priced batteries for my laptop. i left this one on charge and its messed

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't buy cheap laptop batteries. Just spend the extra $$ and get the name-brand straight from the manufacturer of your laptop.

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah i bought the name brand ones , brand new , no second hand. cost me £80 / $160 , but i guess it has to be spent.

[/ QUOTE ]

I bought a cheap knock-off for like $60. It lasted two months. The Dell battery I got to replace it seems to be lasting the typical 1.5 years.

DevinLake · #**939** 09-17-2007, 01:57 PM

Can any one translate this for me?

sippin_criss · #**940** 09-17-2007, 03:33 PM

sixfour, please dont flood this thread with that worthless, mostly standard garbage. The fact that most of these hands even bothered you in the first place is pretty surprising.

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