OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[STALLOWN3D]

Alright, got it, working now.

Thanks

[GtrHtr]

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95% of my poker friends are better, work harder, and make more money than I do.


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I feel this way too, but alot of it is the nature of the game, and the group of friends we happen to have. Someone is always running hotter and making more. And, the odds of our ragtag group of sng friends reaching the level of success they have was pretty low. It's been a remarkable ride. If you look at the group as a whole though, you and I are likely closer to the middle than the bottom.

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where do I fit in?

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as a trained killer you are doing something far more important and noble with your time. You are judged on a different scale than the rest of us.

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I wish you woulda told me that night at Caesar's when we played cash games together and I kept getting out aggro'ed by that retarded donk. I coulda saved some money. Thx tho. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[fluorescenthippo]

davidgamer: can you imagine talking to someone who sexually enjoys money
davidgamer: oh "I enjoy money, ooohh"

[JuntMonkey]

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My most recent dream was of Michael Vick doing donuts on the street outside of my house. The night before it was me 4 tabling while driving cross-country lying down.

I wish my subconscious was [censored] nerdy girls.

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Pretty sure I've had dreams of reading posts of yours on 2p2, so I wouldn't sweat it so much.

[DeuceSeven]

What happened to Kevin8423? He used to have a bazillion posts everyday. Vacation?

[ManChild]

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beat: i was about to smoke my very last bowl and my brother called and i knocked it all over the carpet trying to get the phone.

gg weed [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Der. Smoke the carpet. What kind of pothead are you?

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not necessary, manchild to the rescue bitches! stoned ftops gogogogogogo

[TwistedEcho]

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any STTFers playing in the FTOPS V tournaments? Event 1 is tonight. I figured Bones might be interested as Phil Gordon is the host of said event [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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im playing all the NLHE/PLHE/LHE ones.

[STALLOWN3D]

So I've found that typing out your pissed off rants and then not submitting them works wonders. I just typed two different ones into here and got myself to not subject you guys to babbling [censored].

But seriously, I told a guy I'd piss on his body when he dies. And the great part. It was a whopping $4 180 man. Luckily my pokerstars stress ball should be arriving soon.

[terrellk11]

I'm in the Event 1 tonight trying to recover from an early beat delivered by a raging donkey ball licking mother [censored].

Good times.

[Ditch Digger]

Does anyone know if you can send FTP merchadise that you buy with points to a different address than the one listed on your account?