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View Poll Results: Do you look at the tp each time you wipe post crap-taking?
Yes-got to get every bit of brown out 154 88.00%
No-i'll find out later if my ass starts itching 21 12.00%
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  #921  
Old 12-18-2006, 01:14 PM
RikaKazak RikaKazak is offline
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sorry this happened to you newhizzle, you sound like a nice/cool guy.

Brandi sounds just like my ex....best thing is to just get distance from her and stay away...seems like you already figured that out though.
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Old 12-18-2006, 01:15 PM
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wow

just wow
  #923  
Old 12-18-2006, 01:15 PM
LearnedfromTV LearnedfromTV is offline
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Remember bitch? You smoked my weed.

[/ QUOTE ]

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  #924  
Old 12-18-2006, 01:16 PM
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also, a sidenote for you gossip fiends while im at it, in the car ride back to vegas, brandi told me that she got her ex to put her in a satellite on the condition that she let him [censored] her in the ass, then she said, id rather let you do it, you want to? i pretty much lost all respect for her after she told me that

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(Chorus)
Hooooooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
Youza Hoooooo (Ho)
I said that youza hooooo (Ho)
(Repeat 1x)

(Ludacris)
You doin ho activities
With ho tendencies
Hos are your friends, hoes are your enemies
With ho energy to do whacha do
Blew whacha blew
Screw whacha screw
Yall professional like DJ Clue, pullin on my coat tail
an why do you think you take a ho to a hotel?
Hotel everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya
Come on playa once a ho always
And hos never close they open like hallways
An heres a ho cake for you whole ho crew
an everybody wants some cuz hoes gotta eat too

(chorus x2)

(Ludacris)
Cant turn a ho into a housewife
Hos dont act right
Theres hos on a mission, an hoes on a crackpipe
Hey ho how ya doin, where ya been?
Prolly doin ho stuff cuz there you ho again
Its a ho wide world, that we livin in
feline, feminine, fantastical, women
Not all, just some
You ho who you are
Theres hoes in tha room, theres hoes in tha car
theres hoes on stage, theres hoes by tha bar
hos by near, an hos by far
Ho! (But can i getta ride?!)
NO! (Cmon, nigga why?!)
Cuz youza

(chorus 2x)

(Ludacris)
You gotta run in your pantyhos
Even your daddy knows
that you suckin down chocolate like daddy-o's
You hos are horrible, horrendous
On taxes ya'll writin off hos as dependents
I see tha ho risin
it aint surprisin
its just a hoasis
with ugly chicks faces
but hos dont feel so sad and blue
cuz most of us niggaz is hos too

(chorus x2)

(Ho)
[censored] im so tiired of yall niggaz always talkin
bout hos this, hos that, you tha [censored] ho nigga
I wasnt no ho last night

(Pimp)
Ho, bring yo ass!

(Ho)
Ok, hold on
  #925  
Old 12-18-2006, 01:17 PM
Kneel B4 Zod Kneel B4 Zod is offline
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also, a sidenote for you gossip fiends while im at it, in the car ride back to vegas, brandi told me that she got her ex to put her in a satellite on the condition that she let him [censored] her in the ass, then she said, id rather let you do it, you want to? i pretty much lost all respect for her after she told me that

[/ QUOTE ]

yes but did you take her up on the offer???

(btw great post, and be glad you learned your lesson before she took you for a lot more)
  #926  
Old 12-18-2006, 01:22 PM
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and i could co-oberate some of the stuff she said since i know some of the parties involved.

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Out of everything said in this thread, I'm surprised that this gem from very early on was overlooked.
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Old 12-18-2006, 01:23 PM
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Brandi-I retract my previous post that slanted on the sympathetic side. You bring shame to our entire sex. A real woman would never act as you have. What did your mother teach you, girl?
  #928  
Old 12-18-2006, 01:23 PM
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Brandi,
While I don't think you deserved an unwanted, wrinkly old willie on your back, if what newhizzle posted is true(which i'm sure it is), then you deserve everything that you have coming to you...you may need more than a miracle from God...it sounds like you need to focus solely on breaking even in life, much less winning at the poker table...i wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a 1/2 foot pole...or Tom Franklin's wee wee...
  #929  
Old 12-18-2006, 01:24 PM
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newhizzle,

it took some balls to post that but i think you will be glad you did to clear the air

tough lesson but you seem to have learned it

and.. just wow to this whole thread.
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Old 12-18-2006, 01:25 PM
Vasquez Vasquez is offline
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HO HO HO and merry christmas [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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