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billyjex · #**901** 04-16-2007, 11:56 PM

whatta chump

Sponger. · #**902** 04-17-2007, 12:17 AM

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whatta chump

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I know huh? HEK totally backed out of playing a fish HU at 5/10

edit- wait were you talking about JD_PRO?!? my bad!

WordWhiz · #**903** 04-17-2007, 12:18 AM

Villain is ultra-aggressive uber donkey. This is the highest level I've seen him at; highest for me too. I sat here just for him. I probably call his river push unimproved--good thing I didn't have to!
Prima Network No-Limit Hold'em, $8.00 BB (3 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

BB ($373.66)
Hero ($1102.70)
SB ($52.00)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $32, 1 fold, BB calls $24.

Flop: ($68) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $68, Hero calls $68.

Turn: ($204) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($204) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $281.66, Hero calls (All-In).

Final Pot: $485.66

BB has 2h 2d (three of a kind, twos).
Hero has 8s 8c (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: Hero wins $485.66.

billyjex · #**904** 04-17-2007, 12:39 AM

Steps to full blown monkey tilt:

1) Decide to play donkaments despite the fact you know how stupid they are. Bust out of the Stuper w/ AKs vs A9o against some dude who won $100k yesterday. The thought of this, combined with the utter stupidity of tournaments, tilts the [censored] out of me.

2) Play 5/10 which you are no longer rolled for thanks to taxes and Neteller.

2nd orbit:

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($1062)
Button ($987)
SB ($272)
BB ($895)
UTG ($805)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $35, Button raises to $120, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1097 (All-In), Button calls $867 (All-In).

Flop: ($2099) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)
.

Turn: ($2099) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($2099) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $2099

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ks Kh (one pair, kings).
Button has Qs Qc (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: Button wins $1989. Hero wins $110. 

3) Lose top two vs flopped straight at 600nl.

4) MONKEY TILT!

(These next 3 occured within 4 hands of each other)

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|saw showdown

CO ($600)
Hero ($769.05)
SB ($216)
BB ($381.75)
UTG ($1123.30)
MP ($257.20)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls $6, 1 fold, Hero raises to $769.05 (All-In), 2 folds, MP folds.

Final Pot: $784.05

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Hero wins $784.05. 

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG ($600)
Hero ($808.65)
CO ($213)
Button ($354.75)
SB ($1117.30)
BB ($251.20)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $21, CO raises to $60, 3 folds, Hero raises to $829.65 (All-In), CO calls $153 (All-In).

Flop: ($1051.65) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)
.

Turn: ($1051.65) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($1051.65) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $1051.65

Results in white below: 
Hero has 8c 9c (straight, ten high).
CO has 9d 9h (two pair, nines and sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins $1051.65. 

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|saw showdown

BB ($600)
Hero ($1027.65)
MP ($354.75)
Button ($1114.30)
SB ($245.20)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $21, 2 folds, SB calls $18, 1 fold.

Flop: ($48) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $36, SB raises to $224.2 (All-In), Hero calls $188.20.

Turn: ($496.40) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)
.

River: ($496.40) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $496.40

Results in white below: 
SB has Th Jd (two pair, jacks and sixes).
Hero has Ac 2d (two pair, sixes and twos).
Outcome: SB wins $496.40. 

5) Calm down and reap benefits of retard image

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (4 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($811.65)
SB ($654)
BB ($1279.05)
UTG ($513.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $21, SB calls $18, BB calls $15.

Flop: ($63) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets $63, BB folds, Hero raises to $252, SB raises to $633 (All-In), Hero calls $381.

Turn: ($1329) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)
.

River: ($1329) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1329

Results in white below: 
SB has 7c 8c (one pair, twos).
Hero has 5h 2h (full house, twos full of fives).
Outcome: Hero wins $1329.

aejones · #**905** 04-17-2007, 12:40 AM

you bring up a good point: it is my belief that everyone is playing over their roll right now. i mean esriously, how can anyone be properly rolled for 5/10 after taxes?

catcher193 · #**906** 04-17-2007, 12:57 AM

by grip 'n sum bIs

ipokeder · #**907** 04-17-2007, 01:01 AM

god i just had a [censored] ridiculous ungodly session

PokerStars Game #9463149673: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/04/17 - 00:44:04 (ET)
Table 'Amphios IV' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 4: Doughdebase ($1184.40 in chips)
Seat 5: ipokeder ($1123.15 in chips)
ipokeder: posts small blind $3
Doughdebase: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Ad Kd]
ipokeder: raises $18 to $24
Doughdebase: raises $66 to $90
ipokeder: calls $66
*** FLOP *** [9d Ah 5c]
Doughdebase: bets $100
ipokeder: calls $100
*** TURN *** [9d Ah 5c] [5h]
Doughdebase: bets $200
ipokeder: calls $200
*** RIVER *** [9d Ah 5c 5h] [6s]
Doughdebase: bets $400
ipokeder: raises $333.15 to $733.15 and is all-in
Doughdebase: calls $333.15
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Ad Kd] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
Doughdebase: shows [Ac 9h] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
ipokeder said, "sdlhioethyj"
ipokeder said, "35hy"
ipokeder said, "53o[jhy35"
ipokeder said, "p[hyn3"
ipokeder said, "5phe"
ipokeder said, "he"
Doughdebase collected $2245.30 from pot
ipokeder said, "h"
ipokeder said, "eh"
ipokeder said, "3h"
ipokeder said, "3h"
ipokeder said, "e3h"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2246.30 | Rake $1
Board [9d Ah 5c 5h 6s]
Seat 4: Doughdebase (big blind) showed [Ac 9h] and won ($2245.30) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 5: ipokeder (button) (small blind) showed [Ad Kd] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fives

PokerStars Game #9463099296: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/04/17 - 00:40:14 (ET)
Table 'Proteus III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: WhosYerDonky ($724 in chips)
Seat 2: filthy71 ($594 in chips)
Seat 3: ottoman75 ($335.35 in chips)
Seat 4: thepopinjay ($310 in chips)
Seat 6: ipokeder ($689.70 in chips)
filthy71: posts small blind $3
ottoman75: posts big blind $6
Ryan45: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [5d 4d]
thepopinjay: folds
ipokeder: raises $18 to $24
WhosYerDonky: folds
filthy71: raises $48 to $72
ottoman75: folds
ipokeder: calls $48
*** FLOP *** [As 4c 8d]
filthy71: checks
ipokeder: checks
*** TURN *** [As 4c 8d] [Qd]
filthy71: bets $96
ipokeder: calls $96
*** RIVER *** [As 4c 8d Qd] [Ad]
filthy71: bets $266
ipokeder: raises $255.70 to $521.70 and is all-in
filthy71: calls $160 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [5d 4d] (a flush, Ace high)
filthy71: shows [Qh Qc] (a full house, Queens full of Aces)
filthy71 collected $1192 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1194 | Rake $2
Board [As 4c 8d Qd Ad]
Seat 1: WhosYerDonky (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: filthy71 (small blind) showed [Qh Qc] and won ($1192) with a full house, Queens full of Aces
Seat 3: ottoman75 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: thepopinjay folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ipokeder showed [5d 4d] and lost with a flush, Ace high

PokerStars Game #9462836188: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/04/17 - 00:20:27 (ET)
Table 'Nenetta IV' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: lovetobe#1 ($1730.05 in chips)
Seat 2: ipokeder ($807.15 in chips)
Seat 3: KRISTEN03 ($680.15 in chips)
Seat 4: killerapp ($591.90 in chips)
Seat 5: jonnyUCB ($579 in chips)
Seat 6: bfineman ($600 in chips)
jonnyUCB: posts small blind $3
bfineman: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Th Ts]
lovetobe#1: folds
ipokeder: raises $18 to $24
KRISTEN03: folds
killerapp: folds
jonnyUCB: raises $60 to $84
bfineman: folds
ipokeder: calls $60
*** FLOP *** [9c Td Jc]
jonnyUCB: bets $150
ipokeder: raises $573.15 to $723.15 and is all-in
jonnyUCB: calls $345 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [9c Td Jc] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [9c Td Jc 3c] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jonnyUCB: shows [Ac Tc] (a flush, Ace high)
ipokeder: mucks hand
jonnyUCB collected $1161 from pot
ipokeder said, "'[opjmpwogjopwrgeo"
ipokeder said, "g[awrjh[gowrgwa"
ipokeder said, "o[rhgw[o"
ipokeder said, "[hnowr3hn"
ipokeder said, "[oqhbo["
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1164 | Rake $3
Board [9c Td Jc 3c 5h]
Seat 1: lovetobe#1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ipokeder mucked [Th Ts]
Seat 3: KRISTEN03 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: killerapp (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: jonnyUCB (small blind) showed [Ac Tc] and won ($1161) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: bfineman (big blind) folded before Flop

these are only in the 2nd half of the session, my comp crashed halfway through and after restarting my PT started [censored] up so i have to spend half an hour letting it repair itself, but i lost an AK vs AQ ai pre, and an AA vs AK ai on the K high flop

[censored] poker this is ridiculous

Born2DogBaby · #**908** 04-17-2007, 02:11 AM

lol bitch more.. glad u arent posting [censored] like this on lp

be accountable for your own variance you little girl

TheJared · #**909** 04-17-2007, 02:15 AM

2+2 Showdown EV calculation thread

TalentedTom · #**910** 04-17-2007, 02:31 AM

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lol bitch more.. glad u arent posting [censored] like this on lp

be accountable for your own variance you little girl

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Spoken like a true gentlemen [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Respect.

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