OT: [censored] thread, June, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[ALReturnsLOL]

I am going to vegas baby, I will be there the 23rd for about a week. PM me if you wanna hang out.

[futuredoc85]

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Futuredoc, playing AE Jones was not +$EV. It was plus emotional intelligence EV, so way to go man.

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yeah that was like the 2nd or 3rd hand of HU and i didnt realize we were HU until that hand started. there was a huge fish there before and a couple bad regs and everyone insta-left after ae busted the fish except me =/

[jgunnip]

bad news: THERE IS A FLY IN MY ROOM THAT IS LIFE TILTING ME> WONT LEAVE [censored] ROOM AND I CANT SWAT IT DOWN SAdfljkaslfskjfsjdfg


good news +1.5k $W today, anybody need a wsop150 buyin?

[Kevin8423]

So who wants to ship me $$$ for my birthday??

[Pudge714]

I just lost $200 to Apathy in castle wars. I run so bad.

[ManChild]

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So who wants to ship me $$$ for my birthday??

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if you come to UMD now ill give you some sex

[futuredoc85]

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Won ME seat. Almost blew it by playing retarded/playing bad.

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congrats pudge [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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nice work mang

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[futuredoc85]

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $921.95
Hero (BB): $400.00
UTG: $354.55
MP: $344.00
CO: $799.35
BTN: $331.85

Preflop: Hero is dealt K Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP calls $4.00, 2 folds, SB calls $2.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $20.00</font>, MP calls $16.00, SB calls $16.00

Flop: ($60) J 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2 (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $40.00</font>, MP calls $40.00, SB folds

Turn: ($140) J 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2 A (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $90.00</font>, MP calls $90.00

River: ($320) J 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2 A 5 (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $250.00</font>, MP calls all-in for $194.00
Uncalled bet of $56.00 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $708.00 ($3 Rake)

MP had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$344.00)
Hero had K Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and WON (+$361.00)

[costanza_g]

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Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $921.95
Hero (BB): $400.00
UTG: $354.55
MP: $344.00
CO: $799.35
BTN: $331.85

Preflop: Hero is dealt K Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP calls $4.00, 2 folds, SB calls $2.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $20.00</font>, MP calls $16.00, SB calls $16.00

Flop: ($60) J 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2 (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $40.00</font>, MP calls $40.00, SB folds

Turn: ($140) J 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2 A (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $90.00</font>, MP calls $90.00

River: ($320) J 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2 A 5 (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $250.00</font>, MP calls all-in for $194.00
Uncalled bet of $56.00 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $708.00 ($3 Rake)

MP had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$344.00)
Hero had K Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and WON (+$361.00)

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Dude.....

wait, what?

[bones]

I just fell asleep watching a schneids LHE video and had a nightmare about 2 live limit hands where I flopped sets but the dealer was too incompetant to move the action along.

This month is really making me consider another line of work.