Cover Letter / Resume Hilarity

[pirateboy]

Not a cover letter, but a cover page for a fax. I had a coworker, no longer here, who faxed some proposals to prospects. He had the same paragraph on each, and it said something like (the last word is all that matters):

XXXX, here are some proposals than run the gamut


Yeah, he wasn't good at the job.

[KurtSF]

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I came to the conclusion that a large chunk of the population is completely batshit insane.

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That about sums it up.

[skunkworks]

priateboy, I don't get it. Gamut is a real word?

[Anacardo]

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LFS please hire anacardo kthx.

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I'M RICH, [censored].

Also I'm quite sure I hate that job.

[pirateboy]

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priateboy, I don't get it. Gamut is a real word?

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Doh! Sorry, I actually DID put the right word in. He spelled it "gamit"

[samjjones]

I'm looking for a career change. LFS, please post the Craigslist link so I can forward my resume.

[SoloAJ]

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e.g. your milk accidentaly ended-up on my shelve of the fridge... but that's OK... I won't remark, or rather i'd say: "by the way old fellow, I do say, that's a peculiar brand of milk that you're getting these days!"

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This has me in fits. My eyes are watering. Hahaha. Gold stuff, old fellow.

[nath]

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It's resume Mad Libs!

Objective: To acquire a job in ___<u>vagina</u>___ to better utilize my skills in ___<u>farting</u>___.

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LOLOLOLOL

[Yads]

I'm going through resumes for an IT position as we speak. Just found one guy who listed boomerang throwing as a hobby.

[solids]

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I'm going through resumes for an IT position as we speak. Just found one guy who listed boomerang throwing as a hobby.

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Dids?