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08-24-2007, 02:44 AM
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Re: The mark of the douchebag
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my japanese name consists of the same characters as my grandfathers, but in reverse order. My grandfather was, hands down, my favorite adult when i was growing up, and, since i was the only grandchild in the family for ten or so years, I was very close to him. I gave my son my grandfather's japanese name and i got our names on my shoulder, next to each other so it looks like this XY YX I don't speak fluently (i'm fifth generation, so it's not like it was spoken at home), so i hope this isn't too douchey. [/ QUOTE ] That's actually cool as hell. 
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#82
08-24-2007, 02:48 AM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Wow yeah that would be a terrible idea! [/ QUOTE ] Yes it really is. [/ QUOTE ] I don't know if you noticed this, but all four of those links have the exact same tone as your post. Basically they think it's lame because....well, because they think it's lame. [/ QUOTE ] I'm pretty sure it's because "We saw it on P.C.U. and thought it sounded cool."
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#83
08-24-2007, 02:49 AM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Wow yeah that would be a terrible idea! [/ QUOTE ] Yes it really is. [/ QUOTE ] KotOD, How do you feel about wearing, say, a Seattle Mariners jersey to a Seattle Mariners game? Or, say, a 2001 Seattle Mariners AL West Champions shirt to the next Seattle Mariners playoff game you attend? [/ QUOTE ] Oh no no. Wearing Mariners gear at any time is not acceptible at all. [/ QUOTE ] answer the real question moron
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#85
08-24-2007, 02:50 AM
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Re: The mark of the douchebag
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Wow yeah that would be a terrible idea! [/ QUOTE ] Yes it really is. [/ QUOTE ] KotOD, How do you feel about wearing, say, a Seattle Mariners jersey to a Seattle Mariners game? Or, say, a 2001 Seattle Mariners AL West Champions shirt to the next Seattle Mariners playoff game you attend? [/ QUOTE ] Oh no no. Wearing Mariners gear at any time is not acceptible at all. [/ QUOTE ] answer the real question moron [/ QUOTE ] Keep reading retard.
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#86
08-24-2007, 02:52 AM
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This discussion has gotten way to hipster for me. Apparently anyone who publicly expresses non-ironic enthusiasm for anything is a douche. [/ QUOTE ] HAHAHA....although non-ironic enthusiasm for harry potter is okay for that crowd, which is odd.
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#88
08-24-2007, 04:00 AM
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Also, a much truer sign of the douchebag is a tattoo. Pretty much any kind, except if you got it in the military. [/ QUOTE ] I'm pretty happy with this one and even happier with the hate for it. I may get over the loving the hate for it part, but probably not the first part.
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#89
08-24-2007, 04:02 AM
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Re: The mark of the douchebag
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[ QUOTE ] Also, a much truer sign of the douchebag is a tattoo. Pretty much any kind, except if you got it in the military. [/ QUOTE ] You're labeling way too big and diverse section of the population for this to be correct whatsoever. You obviously thought of one exception (military) while thinking for the 10 seconds it took you to type your post. There are obviously tons of others as well. For the record, I hate tattoos, I just don't agree with the post. [/ QUOTE ] Needs clarification otherwise it's just random letters and might as well be numbers.
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#90
08-24-2007, 04:05 AM
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Because we live in a free and open society, we can't just go around putting giant red 'D's on the douches of society. Instead, we are left to fend for ourselves, assessing and avoiding, constantly on the lookout so that some giant douche can't corner us with a story about his douchebag life. I'd like to start a comprehensive list of easily identifiable external markings that are a 100% foolproof sign of douchebaggery. My submissions are as follows: 1. White oval European country stickers with US beaches on them. Imitating these stickers with beaches is one of the worst fads of the last 15 years. I don't care that you've been to CM, SBL, LB or wherever. Everyone goes to a beach on vacation -- no one cares where you go, you aren't special. For those of you that have two stickers on your car -- we can only hope for a speedy end for you. 2. Fraternity license plates. There are no explanations needed here. 3. Famous golf club bag tags. If you aren't a member or a regular of said course, treat the thing as a souvenir and hang it in the den. Don't put it on your bag. We've all played big-name courses too, but we aren't douches enough to leave a bag tag out there for show and tell purposes. Also, if you have a bag tag for one of these courses and go out and shoot a 103 on the local muni -- kill yourself so that the rest of us don't have to suffer. 4. Wearing last year's clothing to this year's event. You people who are wearing the last tour shirt of the band you are seeing tonight; you people who are wearing "US OPEN 2005" gear to the 2006 US Open; you fellas that are wearing "WSOP 2006" gear to the 2007 WSOP -- do you know how asinine you look? Do you have any friends? I'm holding a few others in reserve because they aren't as foolproof as these. If you're reading and have one of the marks of the douche, don't argue, you're wrong -- you are a douche. The only thing you can do is eliminate the mark and hide your douchebaggery from the rest of the world. For the rest of you non-douches, are there any other full proof markings that indicate the beast is among us? [/ QUOTE ] These are all very good.
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