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07-20-2007, 07:48 AM
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Re: Best Comedy Sketches of All Time
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#85
07-20-2007, 09:17 AM
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Re: Best Comedy Sketches of All Time
An unusual choice: SNL, Spelling Bee (from the Jack Black/Tenacious D hosted episode). First time I saw this I almost [censored] myself to death laughing.
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#86
07-20-2007, 09:46 AM
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Re: Best Comedy Sketches of All Time
another one probably for the british only is Not The nine-oclocks news 'life of python sketch' which is a satire of an omnibus documentory on the life of Brian.
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#87
07-20-2007, 09:51 AM
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Re: Best Comedy Sketches of All Time
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I didn't see anyone post Who's on First? Pretty much *the* most famous comedy sketch. [/ QUOTE ] the best....this version is a live performance and is slightly better, IMO: who's on first [/ QUOTE ] Classic. I laugh every time I watch it. [/ QUOTE ] QFMFT. No one's mentioned Schlitz ghey yet with Spade and Farley?
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#88
07-20-2007, 10:23 AM
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Where's the office linebacker in this list? No love? [/ QUOTE ] Isn't that just a commercial? Thread reminds me that The State was the best thing ever.
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#89
07-20-2007, 10:50 AM
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Re: Best Comedy Sketches of All Time
Mr. Show- Monk vs. Fat Kids Camp
It's a reasonably funny premise that goes on a bit too long, but it also contains the single funniest bit in history. Mentioned before, but everyone needs Youtube. Anyone who hasn't seen it, watch it and I guarantee you will laugh at least once. A fantastic Mr Show sketch I can't find on Youtube was a series of clips Bob and David were using to embarrass each other. It flowed into the next sketch from David singing in a bathroom and getting a record contract, but I can't find it anywhere on the internet, not even when looking through a list of sketch titles. For shame, because it's classic. Does this ring a bell with anyone else? Other good Mr. Show sketches: Why Me? The Bob Lamonta Story I think this one is peanut better, and egg, and dice. Power, Profit, and Passion The 13th Apostle Jesus, what if I told you the meek could inherit something a whole lot better than the world?
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