Things non 2+2'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

[The_Taj]

if I go to a home game with some friends who know i've made a lot online and I break even or lose a buy-in or something they're like "i thought you were good!"

only way to end the convo is to just admit i really suck...

[DaAznFella]

"so how do you get the money from the computer into your hand?"

[DaAznFella]

"o my god, this one time, i had aces. i just called, someone raised to 10 dollars, someone else made it 20, i made it 40, like 5 people called. The flop came Q22 and i bet 40 because I wanted to let them know I had a good hand, someone makes it 80 and I'm like oh no, he has queens, so I just call..."

[dtan05]

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"so how do you get the money from the computer into your hand?"

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lol winner.

[radiihead]

like .. you gave your credit card number to some online poker room?

haha u know its rigged right?

i always play 72o noone expects it, if i hit like a 7 or a 2 Im golden , noone thinks that Im gonna play it

[FoldEqu1ty]

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Mom: "Son, I think you have a gambling problem."
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go on tilt
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Dad: "Can I buy half your action?"
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get off tilt

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OMG your dad is awesome!!!

[FoldEqu1ty]

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"If I gave you $50, could you run it up to $2k for me?!?!"

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winner. this life tilts me.

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this is just too sick, I bet 10+ people I meet regularly have asked me this.

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Same...I HATE it...got into a HUGE arguement while drinking...basically my buddy wanted me to turn $1K into $50K...and I could keep $10K of it, I was trying to explain to him since I have $1K...why not turn it into $50K and keep the $50K for myself.

The discussion concluded with him calling me "selfish."

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That's great lol. One guy wanted to give me $20 and turn it into like $2000 for him, but was super worried about me losing it and wanted to put a bunch of conditions on me playing, and basically said that if I lost it he'd think i was a total degen and wouldn't be friendly towards me anymore.

Just for a laugh I said that he could buy $20 worth of my bankroll, and when I doubled my roll (profit wise) he could have $40 back. He looked shocked and was like "WTF U R TRYING TO STEAL FROM ME!! WAT KIND OF DEAL IS THAT U DIRTY THIEFZZZ OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!!"

[J-Lo]

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"I thought online poker was illegal"...

makes me want to punch a baby in the face

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the look the kid's face is priceless... this is hilarious.. i'm in tears!!! a genuine LOL!!! SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD

[NoahL]

Why didn't you quit when you were up $648??????

[censored] you, you mother fucing [censored], I hate that [censored].

[The_Taj]

Friend: "How much money do you have online?"

Me: "$_____"

Friend: "How much do you play per hand???"