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Old 07-01-2007, 03:47 PM
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Default Re: is smoking a blunt or eating mcdonalds worse for you?

Mcdonalds is advertised to children and the government produces anti-weed ads for TV, so Mcdonalds is good for children and weed is bad for everybody, especially teenage girls who get knocked up beccause of it.
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Old 07-01-2007, 06:28 PM
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Default Re: is smoking a blunt or eating mcdonalds worse for you?

mcdonalds is not bad for you
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Old 07-01-2007, 06:46 PM
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Default Re: is smoking a blunt or eating mcdonalds worse for you?

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They could steam the burgers in bong water.

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Seymour Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
Superintendent Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Seymour Skinner: Oh, no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
Superintendent Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Seymour Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect.
Superintendent Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?
Seymour Skinner: Uhh ... Upstate New York.
Superintendent Chalmers: Really? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams.'
Seymour Skinner: Oh, not in Utica. No, it's an Albany expression.
Superintendent Chalmers: I see.
[Chalmers bites into a steamed ham.]
Superintendent Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Seymour Skinner: Oh ho ho, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
Superintendent Chalmers: For steamed hams ...
Seymour Skinner: Yes ...
Superintendent Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

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any excuse to paste this is gold, and what's even better is that i think this exchange was largely improvised.
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:30 PM
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Default Re: is smoking a blunt or eating mcdonalds worse for you?

[ QUOTE ]
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[ QUOTE ]
They could steam the burgers in bong water.

[/ QUOTE ]

Seymour Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
Superintendent Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Seymour Skinner: Oh, no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
Superintendent Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Seymour Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect.
Superintendent Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?
Seymour Skinner: Uhh ... Upstate New York.
Superintendent Chalmers: Really? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams.'
Seymour Skinner: Oh, not in Utica. No, it's an Albany expression.
Superintendent Chalmers: I see.
[Chalmers bites into a steamed ham.]
Superintendent Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Seymour Skinner: Oh ho ho, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
Superintendent Chalmers: For steamed hams ...
Seymour Skinner: Yes ...
Superintendent Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

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any excuse to paste this is gold, and what's even better is that i think this exchange was largely improvised.

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It's one of the best exchanges in the whole length of the series, and that's not even the whole of it. I wish they would do more of this interplay between those two characters. I don't think they ever did it this good again, though. But how could they? Definitely a great high point.

Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow. But I must say, you steam a good ham.
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