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  #81  
Old 05-31-2007, 10:51 PM
dvsfun1 dvsfun1 is offline
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Default Re: Only the Punchline

Know it? I wrote it!

No, I'm an a-hole.

She is? What position does she play?
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Old 05-31-2007, 11:08 PM
popeye18 popeye18 is offline
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About as hard as my penis while im doing it.
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Old 05-31-2007, 11:28 PM
I_AM_EVIL I_AM_EVIL is offline
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A large pizza feeds a family of 4.
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Old 05-31-2007, 11:36 PM
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-Because they couldn't get the tailgate open.

-Nothing. You've done told her twice.

-The woman. (my favorite all time joke)
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Old 05-31-2007, 11:55 PM
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Put it back in the mud.

Onaflag........
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  #86  
Old 06-01-2007, 12:01 AM
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See, nobody gives a [censored] about the jews
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Old 06-01-2007, 12:06 AM
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None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.
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Old 06-01-2007, 12:08 AM
Jauerback Jauerback is offline
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Oh, yeah... I fergot abouts that. He shhhhitt in my pants, too!
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Old 06-01-2007, 12:13 AM
AquaSwing AquaSwing is offline
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Default Re: Only the Punchline

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For not finishing his plate of sperm!

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lol Neil Hamburger.
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Old 06-01-2007, 12:26 AM
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"... you a bat""
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