Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT

[mbillie1]

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Just got a text saying "I enjoy every new biology book last night I read a new one" (no she [censored] didn't)

What in the hell is she talking about? BBV, write my return text message. I really don't care what it says. Just make it an eyebrow raising nonsequitur

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You need to cut to the chase with this one. Just be like, "let's hang out at your place tonight." and start hitting it. She's obviously too crazy to give off or pick up on an innuendo.

[bluey]

i want to [censored] you.

[EricW]

"size doesn't matter to me, I hope it doesn't matter to you"

[dboy23]

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"size doesn't matter to me, I hope it doesn't matter to you"

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lol

[4_2_it]

I Love Lamp!

[Lurker.]

first EricW post that i actually laughed at.

[DWarrior]

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What!? I just got off the phone with her 3 minutes ago and just now she sent a text saying "Excuse me I missed you"
ummmmmm
Anyway, lunch is off for today b/c it was supposed to be after a doctor's appointment she had and between my classes, but she rescheduled her appointment.

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Misplay #1: not getting a separate pay-as-you-go phone to avoid post-breakup calls.

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NONE of these questions or comments had any context mind you. Her mind is is like the stars RNG or something.

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Rigged for action?

[Godson]

go take a pic with ur camera phone and make this thread interesting plz

[ncboiler]

I am completly lost here. Having lunch with her? How is this variance? She is [censored] wacked. This is a clear beat. How hard up are you anyway?

[rafiki]

ok obviously I cannot rate this thread better then a B without pics. We NEED pics.

Next, if you want to have an even higher grade, you need to act more nuts then her. Clearly acting sane really gives you no leg to stand on. Every time she asks you a weird question, count to 3 in your head, then ask something even weirder. Example:

her: "what's that on your face ?"

you: "The better question is, what isn't on my face ? Because if you can answer that, you'll know what they want"

that degree of madness guarantess you bang a crazy chick. Guarantees !