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Old 04-11-2007, 07:49 AM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

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...you dream of nuts instead of breasts.

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Old 04-11-2007, 07:54 AM
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u figure out every purchase in terms of BI's

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def QFT, I do this all the time.

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Old 04-11-2007, 07:58 AM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

When you close your eyes you see flops and hole cards that are burned into your brain from long sessions.
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Old 04-11-2007, 08:00 AM
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When you attribute percentage values to almost every happening in life.
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Old 04-11-2007, 08:13 AM
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u figure out every purchase in terms of BI's


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awsome
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Old 04-11-2007, 08:23 AM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

when you play the lottery and use combinations of numbers of the wildest bad beats you got, like you lost with aa to kq, you choose 13, 14 and 27.
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Old 04-11-2007, 08:39 AM
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When you're counting (anything) and the progression is "7 ... 8 ... 9 ... 10 ... NOTHING!"

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lol, i was about to post something similar. Whenever you're pissed off at something, you start shouting tuff fish lines. "Goddammit Im all in!!! Jesus Christ!!!"

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Old 04-11-2007, 09:00 AM
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i had a dream recently about sleeping. in my dream, i figured that if i bought 4 beds, i could get in 4x the number of hours of sleep in the same period i had been sleeping on 1, thereby maximizing my sleep time. multitabling sleep?
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Old 04-11-2007, 09:15 AM
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...you wank whilst thinking about Patrik Antonius?
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Old 04-11-2007, 09:19 AM
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i had a dream recently about sleeping. in my dream, i figured that if i bought 4 beds, i could get in 4x the number of hours of sleep in the same period i had been sleeping on 1, thereby maximizing my sleep time. multitabling sleep?

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I'm about to puke with laughter.
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I was watching CSI type show (not sure witch one) and the investigators were having trouble identifying the murder suspect because she was a triplet; upon learning this I yell , "nice, trips". It turns out that the guy that was mudered also had a twin brother, so triplets and twins, I yell "oh shiat, full house" and my friends all just look at me and shake their heads knowing that I play too much pokah.
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