Two Plus Two Newer Archives  

Go Back   Two Plus Two Newer Archives > 2+2 Communities > BBV4Life
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #81  
Old 02-25-2007, 04:48 PM
Chump Change Chump Change is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: WITH UR POOR ROBBIN UR RICHES
Posts: 9,851
Default Re: Seriously, how much for you to eat one of your own turds?

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
a dude in priest clothes bends over and [censored] into the mouth of some girl dressed up like a nun. I found it a little unpalatable, and I'll watch virtually anything at least once, including vomit eating.

You think you're better than me? You handle my ass pennies EVERY DAY!

[/ QUOTE ]

I imagine vomit eating would be at least 10x easier than poop eating.

[/ QUOTE ]

you'd be surprised how disgusting watching some jap girl vomit into the cupped hands of another girl and having the vomiting girl pick out solid morsels and re-eat them again is.

[/ QUOTE ]

I can imagine the disgust, but the church of fudge is beyond beyond.
Reply With Quote
  #82  
Old 02-25-2007, 04:51 PM
Nina Nina is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 333
Default Re: Seriously, how much for you to eat one of your own turds?

[ QUOTE ]
Wait, I can get paid for this?

[/ QUOTE ]

[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Reply With Quote
  #83  
Old 02-25-2007, 05:14 PM
jds1201 jds1201 is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: LOL Bodog
Posts: 856
Default Re: Seriously, how much for you to eat one of your own turds?

[ QUOTE ]
a dude in priest clothes bends over and [censored] into the mouth of some girl dressed up like a nun. I found it a little unpalatable, and I'll watch virtually anything at least once, including vomit eating.

You think you're better than me? You handle my ass pennies EVERY DAY!

[/ QUOTE ]

thank you. i clicked the link 3 times but quickly closed the window each time before the video started. my curiosity is satisfied with that explanation and i didn't throw up.
Reply With Quote
  #84  
Old 02-25-2007, 06:31 PM
sonneti sonneti is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 1,446
Default Re: Seriously, how much for you to eat one of your own turds?

5000 sterlings and a packet of polo mints
Reply With Quote
  #85  
Old 02-26-2007, 05:23 AM
kyleparks kyleparks is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 531
Default Re: Seriously, how much for you to eat one of your own turds?

i want to join the church of fudge!!!!!
Reply With Quote
  #86  
Old 02-26-2007, 05:24 AM
dirtysanchez dirtysanchez is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 980
Default Re: Seriously, how much for you to eat one of your own turds?

I'll try my hand at story telling, although I don't think I'm all that great at it. Let me know what you think, and how I can make the stories better. I have other experiences I can talk about. This takes place way back in the last century, before the internet, and even before personal computers.
I was working on a hog farm right after I got out of high school. In a rural area, farm work was about all there was.
I was out feeding the sows and boar one day and noticed that I was short the boar and two sows. They didn't come when I called them, so I went to find out where they were. I figured they had found a hole in the fence and were out in the field.
When I got behind the barn, I found them. The boar was trying to breed one of the sows. I say trying to, because every time he would mount the sow, the other sow would mount him. As I said, I had just gotten out of school, and lived in a rural area, so seeing the boar being mounted by a sow while he was trying to breed another one was a big turn on for me.
I went behind the sow that was disturbing the boar and looked at her nice pink pussy. It was nice and fat and ready for breeding. I was behind the barn, so I couldn't be seen. I started to play with the sow's pussy, just feeling it up on the out side at first to see what she would do. She stood there enjoying my attentions, so I stuck my finger inside her. She was hot and juicy inside. I got a hard on real fast. I figured as hot as she was, she wouldn't mind if I was the one to breed her instead of the boar, so I dropped my pants to release my [censored]. I looked over at the boar to make sure he wasn't going to get mad at me for playing around with his girls. He was already taking advantage of the sow not bothering him by mounting the other sow. I saw his corkscrew [censored] going into the sow as he thrust it into her. By this time I REALLY needed to do something to relieve the pressure building up in my balls. I rubbed the head of my [censored] on my sows pussy and slowly started to put it in her. She was so juicy I slid into her easily. I started to slowly slide my [censored] in and out of her pussy, watching it as her lips held it to keep it in. I looked at the boar to see how he was doing, and he was laying up on the back of the sow with his [censored] buried deep in her. My [censored] isn't as long as his, but it's bigger around, so I thought I would please the sow good enough. I laid down on her back like the boar was doing to his sow, and started pounding away at her. The sow backed up a little trying to get me even farther inside of her. It felt so good I couldn't hold off. I thrust into her a couple of more times and then squirted my [censored] juice as far in her as I could. I was a little shakey for a minute after I'd cum so hard, so I laid on the sow until I could stand up. About the time I got off her, the boar got done with his sow and came over to sniff at my sows pussy. He must have decided I did a good job with her because he walked away from her and went down to the creek for a drink of water. I looked at both sow's pussy's. They must have wanted what we gave them bad, because neither one spilled a drop of our juice.
Reply With Quote
  #87  
Old 02-26-2007, 05:30 AM
edfurlong edfurlong is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Stabbing your probiscus
Posts: 13,711
Default Re: Seriously, how much for you to eat one of your own turds?

Bummer, it was funny a couple times, but now you suck.
Reply With Quote
  #88  
Old 02-26-2007, 06:06 AM
SNOWBALL SNOWBALL is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Where the citizens kneel 4 sex
Posts: 7,795
Default Re: Seriously, how much for you to eat one of your own turds?

As long as a doctor gave me the thumbs up, I'd do it for 1200 with a generous time limit, and plenty of water to drink.
Reply With Quote
  #89  
Old 02-26-2007, 06:18 AM
PerDoom PerDoom is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 1,366
Default Re: Seriously, how much for you to eat one of your own turds?

That church of fudge video is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
Reply With Quote
  #90  
Old 02-26-2007, 06:27 AM
dirtysanchez dirtysanchez is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 980
Default Re: Seriously, how much for you to eat one of your own turds?

[ QUOTE ]
Bummer, it was funny a couple times, but now you suck.

[/ QUOTE ]

you know how when you get a really bad (in this case disturbing) song in your head, and you have to sing it to get it out?
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:38 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.